Genitals Are Not "Junk"

Better sand than red jalapeno peppers.

How do imagine that happened?

This isn’t a zombie thread from 2002, is it?

No kidding. That term’s been around for at least 15 years, and in fairly common usage in some regions. I’m baffled that the OP’s never heard it before now. I think it’s a term that’s been used in some regions that is now getting national use?

What are you gonna do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’mma get-get-get-get you drunk

Get you love drunk off my humps.

Lord Hinjo’s Junk

I don’t call my junk that. I call them my boys.

I agree. I think genitals should be called “bling.”

“bling dong”

Nature’s “thermal exhaust port”.

Free Rancor ride for the first who gets it.

I thought that was around the corner.

I’m not gonna be accused of being a Star Wars geek.:wink:

I’m getting a whole new angle on Mike Milken when he started flogging junk bonds.
I thought it was about high risk financing, now I’m thinking it was actually some sado-masochistic fetish?

If we don’t get it, can we still arrange for a Rancor ride? How much would it cost?

“Pintle”

You’ve never lived until you’ve seen your middle-aged, short, [sub]ahem[/sub] chunky, female co-worker in scrubs dancing around the office while singing that song.

I hate that song.

Figures Leno would glom onto old slang. He’s about as funny as junk cancer.

Can we still call heroin ‘junk’?

Only if it’s dusted. Otherwise, the contemporary appellation is “H.”

I think it’s meant to be ironic, since it seems most men are quite attached to their genitals.