Genitals Are Not "Junk"

The BBQ Pit
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“Junk” is useless crap that you throw away - so if you think your genitals are “junk”, fine - give me a knife, I’ll cut 'em off ya and toss that junk in the garbage disposal.

Ever since the new body scanners at airports, everyone seems to be picking up this obnoxious slang term; Leno is screaming “junk” in every other joke, and even MSNBC had a headline about people not wanting their “junk” patted down.

Enough already - we don’t need yet another idiotic, ghetto slang word entering into everyday use.

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I heard somewhere once that words can have multiple meanings.

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F-

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I hate to break it to you, but the word “junk” for describing male genitalia has been around for at least a few years now. It was a pretty commonly used term even before the whole TSA business.

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“Ghetto slang word”? Oh my!!

Don’t get your panties in a bunch, DMark. They’ll squeeze your junk.

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But what does “junk in your trunk” mean? Does it mean that you have your genitals in the back of your car? IT’S ALL SO CONFUSING!!!

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And what about junk science? I thought that was all stupid stuff.

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It’s that ghetto slang. Black people don’t want white people to be able to understand them.

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Maybe they are checking to see if you are smuggling Chinese boats into the country.

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Heavens to Betsy! as my old maiden aunt would say, what is the language coming to! Come to think of it, DMark is my maiden aunt. How ya doin’, old gal?

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Agreed. That’s why you should only refer to your genitals as “valuables,” or, for the sentimental, “my preciousness.” Make certain that the TSA agents know what you’re talking about by gesturing appropriately.

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Did anyone else just imagine a thin, pale, Gollum-like figure in a loincloth crawling in, talking abouts its “Precious!” and screaming , “You no touch precious!” at the TSA folks?

I totally want to see someone make a video of that.

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I’m waiting for this thread to be combined with the one titled “My jalapeños turned red”.

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I’ve used the word ‘junk’ occasionally to describe male genitalia for at least 10 years, if not more.

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Add me to the I can’t stand the junk term pile. Oh lookie! A new term! Is that what all the cool people are calling it now?!

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Yeah, language should never change. That would make the world better and so much more interesting.

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grunt

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When I was in the miltary, ages ago, the proper term was “family jewels.” At least it’s not as insulting as “junk.”

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Geeze, someone’s got sand in his junk.

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You have reduced me to a giggling pile of silly.