You must be adjusting the wrong guy’s packages.
Either that, or you’re confusing “huffy” with “heavy breathing”. 
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
We should do a study. Get 100 men who wear boxers, 100 who wear briefs and 100 who wear no underwear and so who does the most hoisting, scratching and adjusting and rearranging. Also, we should also get 100 men who wear kilts or robes or dashikis or loin cloths or some other non-pants form of attire and see how they compare to the men who wear pants. And perhaps we could study men at nude beaches to see if they ever adjust themselves at all.
Ladies, have you ever gotten a good look at your SO’s testicles when his member is in a relaxed state? The twins move, entirely on their own, quivering and turning and sometimes seem to be trying to break free from their fleshy container. No wonder they itch sometimes!
As for the size, well, sometimes it’s because the guys thighs are too big. Everything else in his pants is of regulation size.
But not always. 
>< DARWIN >
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Huh?
I’ve known my nuts for 27 years and I dont think they’ve ever turned on me.
There’s Cold mode (nonexistant), warm mode (hanging free), and inbetween…but no quivering or turning.
I can’t believe I’m the first guy in line to be adjusted by Eve after she made that remark above!
I put on some sweats with an elastic waist to help you out, eve honey.
(holds out waistband, turns head and closes eyes)
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
My member would answer this, but I’m too busy touching and grabbing it for it to speak up.
I’ll ask it later…
Yer pal,
Satan
Ayesha:
You said male member huh huh huh
Jab1:
It sounds like you’ve put a lot of work into this.
I don’t wear underwear and I’ve cut the bottom out of my pockets. It’s a virtual ping-pong game down there so I never have to adjust myself.
I adjust my ‘package’ for the same reason as I adjust my tie. It’s aesthetic and I like to get it to hang just right.
But you only use one ball in ping-pong…Hmmmm
VB
The ways of cats and little girls are mysterious.
I started reading this thread at work and I had to stop. Everyone was rushing to my desk to see what the devil I was laughing at so hard. I finished reading it at home. You guys have got to stop…this is one of the funniest threads I’ve seen…almost as good as the secret agent one.
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
- Intern to El Presidente
Self-Righteous Clique *
Which segues nicely into the real reason we do this. I’m not supposed to tell, and they’ll probably kick me out of the Guy’s Club[sup]TM[/sup] for saying it, but what the heck.
It’s code. You see, when we spot a particularly attractive woman, it’s considered polite to let the other guys know whom to look at. There is an extremely complicated set of signals we send using our crotches that communicate where the woman is, what she’s wearing, her best features, etc… Kind of like the third base coach of libido.
Ayesha, you say 10 men signaled in your presence? Hmmmmm.
Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine
You can’t always make it to a discrete corner, when your pants start rubbing you the wrong way. It can really hurt when something is in the wrong place and you have to walk.
I especially find it painful when it slips down into my shoe when walking.
I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.
Fall to your knees, ladies, and give thanks to whatever power you recognize, for you will never know the discomfort of being out on a hot day and having your scrotum stick to your leg.
Well (adjust), I’d have to say that’s probably true (adjust). It makes sense (adjust) that the bigger (adjust)packages would more easily (adjust)get into an uncomfortable (adjust) position.
At least (adjust)that’s my experience.
Dr. J (adjust)
At least American guys are a bit discreet in their public ball-hustling. In Italy, guys do it and stare straight leeringly at ya. And then call ya a bitch when you look away.
drlucy, it seems the bigger it is the less need to adjust.
As for why guys grab themselves, most of the time they are checking to see if its still there.
Let’s revisit the ‘spitting’ issue for just a moment, shall we? Is it like a cat marking it’s territory? I just don’t get it.
Whenever I ask a man why they do it, the answer is something like, “Well, I’ve got phlegm.” and my response is usually, “If you’ve got that much phlegm, shouldn’t you see a doctor?”
Am I wrong or are men just more phlegmmy than women?
“Cliiiiiiffffff!!!”
I think there is an underlying connection between member-adjusting, spitting and other disgusting male habits – we men are generally more pragmatic than women.
Think of all the time you ladies spend putting makeup on your face … think about how twisted that is! It’s your FACE! It isn’t good enough the way it is? A guy would never think like that. Ditto for high heels. A guy would say, “Gimme sum’in comfterbul fer my feets.”
So, a guy has some genital relocating to do to regain comfort? He does it. He needs to spit? He does it.
I’ve even done the thing where, you need to blow your nose and you don’t have a kleenex and no one’s around and you press one nostril shut and …
Well, anyway. Don’t want this to become another 1,000-post “Guy Thread.”
“You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks
Once it is dicovered that the junk is out of place, it is tough to think about anything else in the world, other than returning it all into its proper alignment. If a guy is on the bus, and discovers that his stuff is misplaced, he puts it back. If he decides to wait till no one is looking, he suffers. who wants to suffer?
But if he sniffs his hand afterwards, then he is pig!
DoctorJ ,
That’s not adjusting, thats playing with yourself !
Oh yeah Chief, well take this, :eek: :rolleyes: 
Uh Satan,
Isn’t that something another member of this board who shall remain nameless should be doing for you ?
Manhatten I figured it was something like that.
Milossarian,
Now thats just nasty ! Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Freeze Frame,
I know one man who does the sniffing afterward thing, and you’re right he is a pig.
Ayesha
Keep it to yourself, Arnold.
With magic, you can turn a frog into a prince. With science, you can turn a frog into a Ph.D, and you still have the frog you started with.