No, but do you ever shrug your shoulders to adjust your bra strap?..Or just reach over and push it up real quick?..I see women doing this all the time…but it’s usually less obviouse than men “adjusting” themselves.
I try and be careful, not to move things around when everyone is looking, but sometimes it really does have to be done…How comfortable would you be with a nipple pinched under your bra?
The male member is external, unlike the female’s goodies, which aren’t. :rolleyes: Because men must wear pants and underpants to get by inthis society, the male member is compressed, restricted, and sometimes shifted into uncomfortable positions. We adjust our package to do just that – adjust it to a position where it’s no longer uncomfortable to sit/stand/walk/breathe/whatever.
To be blunt, try putting your bra on with one tit sticking out the bottom one morning, and see if you don’t adjust it. The penis and testes are flopping around in a constantly moving environment, and things can get discombobulated. Ask any man who’s ever had his sack get caught in the leg hole or the fly of his undies, and you’ll understand better.
–Da Cap’n
“Playin’ solitaire 'til dawn
With a deck of fifty-one.”
OK, now will someone explain why men have to SPIT in public? Next time a guy does this while I’m waiting for the train, I am going to walk right up to him and “unswallow” all over his shoes.
By the way, Ayesha, why were you looking, and, more to the point, why were you keeping track? The package adjusting is meant to be a private activity between a man and his nether half, in the same way that a person picking their nose in their car at a traffic stop should be assumed to be invisible.
[joseph campbell voice]it’s a subconscious act brought on by societal conditioning that prohibits men from marking their territory with certain other bodily fluids, as the genetic imperative demands.[/joseph campbell voice]
Yeah, we know we shouldn’t do it. Our Moms have probably told us this millions of times. Still, we do it without thinking.
Let me apologize for my sex and assure you we will only do it if it is absolutely necessary.
::adjusting my package ‘cause of Lioness’ sig line::
Oh, and another thing—you always see guys reaching into their panmts to adjust their naughty bits—but when YOU try to reach into their pants to try and help, they get all huffy about it!
Well, if men don’t want people to look they shouldn’t do that in public.
Why was I looking and keeping track ? Because I was bored !
And what about the touching thing, that’s not adjusting, it’s playing with yourself IMHO.
While I may shrug to adjust my bra strap, I have never reached into my bra to adjust my boob in public, and I have had my tit in a bind a time or two. There are bathrooms for that sort of thing.
:o 
:rolleyes: 
:eek:
Ask any man who’s ever had his sack get caught in the leg hole or the fly of his undies, and you’ll understand better.