And like I said, it doesn’t splash on you. You splash on you. You don’t plash back from the puddle, you’re just peeing on your own leg. Sorry.
That was supposed to be “tip” basket. :o
Dave Berry mentioned this during a column. Said he had to keep from busting a gut one time when a guy was on the phone while pissing next to him could be heard to say: “I’m handling it.”
I have no idea why you’d think that if you pee into a pool of someone eles’s piss, only your piss will splash back on you.
Women do not flush unknown toilets that are not empty. It is possible they (the toilets) are broken and will back up and overflow and their (the women’s) shoes will be ruined.
Occasionally, women flush abandoned toilets with only liquid waste.
However, I have never noticed a woman flushing an empty toilet. This could be a regional thing.
Except the Hoverers. They are everywhere and deserve death. (Unless, of course, any are in this thread, in which case they deserve scorn and mockery.)
As I have posted many time, we actually did an experiment with a unused urinal, some food color and a squirt gun. Filling the bowl to the right level with blue color and squirting in, with legs covered in tissue paper= no blue splash.
Fill the bowl with clear water, squirtgun with blue= legs with blue splashes.
The fluid already in the bowl doesn’t splash, that’s the way they are designed.
However, unless you aim very precisely, your urine hitting the back and even side of the urinal, plus dribbles means you urinate on yourself. Just a little, but on the tissue paper it’s there.
If you aim is exact and your stream perfect, no splash, but few have that straight a stream or aim, not to mention the start and stop where pressure is not full.
So, there is no worry about someone else’s urine splashing on you.
If shooting a squirt gun actually mimics the way you pee you might want to see a urologist.
Water-free urinals, or those with sensors.
Not a normal squirt gun, one of those with a pressure tube, and yes, we compared it to 'the real thing".
My BIL has the best story about this. He was in public restroom using the toilet. While attending to his business, he hears a cell phone ring and the guy in the next stall answers it and goes on to have a long, loud business conversation. During the long conversation, he thought the same thing you did… who has a business phone conversation in a public lavatory? After a few minutes, another cell phone goes off. My BIL assumes it’s yet another guy in the lavatory. Then he hears the guy next to him say into the phone he’s been talking into, “can you hold on for a second? I have to get the other line.”
My BIL comes back, laughing, and says he just discovered the busiest man in the world.