support group.
Warning, do not eat or drink anything when going to this site.
No cheating now
Dear god. I wonder how one becomes a moderator for that message board.
Interesting question UncleBeer. Maybe they decide based on who has the longest err, measuring tape.
Don’t make fun of this, guys. These are some serious problems snort. I’d hate to think what could grin happen when someone with prpprpbvrppprbbpr a 20 inch pe-
Dammit, I can’t hold it any longer!
ROFLMFAO!! 
Oy Veysmare…I wish this just happened to be one of my problems…
LNE WHINED, pitifully about his penis…
SELF-CONSCIOUS!?!?!?!!? Give me a friggin break…mutter…mutter…time to go back to the pump!
-Sam
Yeah, and the bottom’s muddy…
What a great place to play the Sequential Threads game:
my penis looks like a small pale yellow banana
Finally!
OK, OK!!
I call the username Dick Trickle!!!
You have GOT to be kidding me!!!
What’s next–the “my wallet’s too small to hold all my money” support group?
Posted By: Dingus Maximus
Subject: Sometimes I get so frustrated, I just want to punch my munchkin!
Help! I thought I could live like a normal person when I got my belt crane. No more throwing out my back every time I have to tinkle, and my girlfriend hated wearing the weight belt every time we got intimate.
Like most of the people on the board with a belt crane, I hired a midget to operate it for me. At first I thought we were getting along pretty well, and I’ve always thought that I pay him a very fair salary. But last week, without even telling me, he joined a union! I had no idea until I got a notifictation letter from Belt and Pants Crane Operators Local 220. Now he’s making all kind of demands. He wants time-and-a-half for all work he does past 6 p.m., double time on Sundays, and mentioned that he “wouldn’t mind” a dental plan!
I’m at a loss! I make a good living, but almost all the work he does for me is now paid overtime. I tried to renegotiate his contract to make him a second-shift employee, but I got a call from his union rep threatening legal action if I pursued it. I’m afraid I’ll have to give up my belt crane, since it’s now illegal to employ non-union midgets to operate it. I was so happy to be able to live an almost normal life, and now I might lose it! Has anyone here had the same problem, or something similar? I’d be interested to know how you handled it.
Thanks, guys. And by the way, this board is great! I was so happy to find other people out there who know what it’s like to carry this weight around all the time.
I wouldn’t touch those guys with a ten foot…well, you know. 
Thank you Ayesha! I’ve been looking for a board to give me the support I so desperately need.
People who don’t suffer from this cannot understand the magnitude of my problem. I’m off right now to share with my new-found friends.
<SigH>
-Sam
Guy Propsy said:
You have GOT to be kidding me!!!
What’s next–the “my wallet’s too small to hold all my money” support group?
Just think of those poor guys who belong to both support groups!
Sili
Since when did Michael Masterson have his own website.
There are too many lines on there to pick just one as the best, but my personal faves are
-If you are hung like a howitzer, make sure you ram her like Janet Reno trying to step all over the fourth amendment
-My meat bat is so big my wife can’t take all of it.
-it takes forever to get it in and they are like ouch and oohh hang on, the whole time, any social tips?
-No public entity (law enforcement agency or any type of government-assisted or government-operated facility) can take any action against you because of the size of your penis. To do so would be discrimination based on the ADA1990 (Americans with Disabilities Act) and grounds for civil action.
-Having a large penis should be a confidence booster for him, and you too. You should be asured that you’ll ALWAYS get off
-Dan says he’s so lucky to have met me because I’m not afraid of the thing in his pants
-One time I was laying in the sun on the beach and during my nap I got a hard on and my penis was touching the top of my belly button. When I awakened I did not know what to do, so I cried
My faith in humanity is restored.
So, it looks like I wasn’t the first person that thought this board needed a loverock persona. Who’s the poster out there that beat me to the punch?
I feel bad for the 15 year old. This is the only place he can go for help and now people are just going to make it into a big joke. Really. Have a little compassion. Don’t get me wrong, you can laugh all you want, but don’t be a troll. You know how much we hate it.
LOL!
“Now she prefers hand jobs, or we both give myself head at the same time.”
uh huh
trisha
Aw, VougeVixen, I don’t think any of the men (or women) of the straightdope would actually troll.
Oh great!
Now I get to feel embarrased about my measly six inches…
It’s little, but it keeps me happy…