I’d pay to watch that.
As President? When?
Not as President, nor does the OP require it. Roman Emperors had to prove themselves as soldiers first.
Grant was also a fighting President, as was JFK, Bush the Elder, and Andrew Jackson.
Like Doors said, Eisenhower wasn’t president when he led troops. GW did during the Whiskey Rebellion, while he was president.
Jimmy Carter wouldn’t smack anybody around.
I know what I’d like Jane Curtin to do to me!
Thanks Bosda. That sums it up pretty nicely. However, I’d also like to add, that none of those guys paraded around like they were Julius Caesar either. None of them tried to threaten the existance of the Republic. So I don’t need to measure them up to JC, because they weren’t frontin.
And yes, I assume JC would be in Hell, he’s probably some kind of lord down there. Likely even running the place.
Erek
And John Carpenter could probably make a much better movie than George W!
-Joe
But what would Joan Crawford, Johnny Chan, Johnny Cash, June Carter, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Connors and Jill Clayburgh do?
Well I think Jimmy Carter would say “If I smacked people like a little bitch, you’d be at the top of my list.”, and I think if Johnny Cash had the chance, he’d smack him like a bitch too. The rest, well I don’t know.
Erek
Joan Collins would slap you like a bitch because she is The Bitch.
And Jackie Collins would probably do it too, just for shits and giggles.
Joan would certainly slap him. That’s what she does in all her pictures.
(ref. It’s a Great Feeling)
While we’re debating who is intended by “JC”, we are totally ignoring the ambiguity of “George W”. Now I am wondering whether the Whiskey Rebellion was a youthful prank by Yalies.
Everybody named in this thread with the initials JC would totally smack Bush upside the head, and that includes Jimmy Carter – even he can only take so much. Bush is finally proving to be the uniter he thought he was, as the people who support him are a fast-dwindling minority, and the people think he’s a disgusting pustule on the body politic balloons.
But if Bush happened to be nearby when Carter was using a nail gun? Well, accidents happen…
Well, as someone who has seen a few tennis matches, I can guarantee that Jimmy Connors would scratch his balls.
-Joe
Wow, nice that it took my post an hour to show up, during which like half of my JCs were already posted.
Jose Canseco would definitely give being-hit-on-the-head lessons to GWB.
Hold your head like this “Wahhh!” Much better.
But, I thought you were Christ. And you already had come back. 
Well, maybe not Joe Cocker.