Yeah, sure, Otto.
Look on the bright side. At least this time he didn’t make up any bullshit about pheremones.
Besides, everyone knows that Julias Cesar had Cleopatra-attracting scent molecules.
This thread makes the baby Johnnie Cochran cry.
I think Jiminy Cricket would get his ass kicked, but Bush would feel bad about it later.
Of all the people mentioned as JC contenders, the one JC who’s really likely to smack GWB around like the little bitch he is hasn’t been named yet.
Go get 'im, Congressman.
No no no, Carter works with Habitat for Humanity. Assassinations for Humanity is Pat Robertson’s outfit.
Perhaps we should send George W. in search of Judge Crater.
Unfortunately, George W doesn’t know Jack Chick.
But it’s not judgement day, and if I meet George W Bush on Judgement day, if he doesn’t repent, I’ll smack him like a little bitch, I promise.
I’m sorry, I’m not allowed to argue unless you pay.
From the cite–bolding mine.
You better get cracking, Son. You have your work cut out for you.
Do I hafta smack him? I’m sleepy. Can I pay someone else to do it?
–Julie Carter
I’d think he would send him down the hall to Abuse.
See, that’s the thing about some apologists – they introduce a little strawman argument like “as President” so they can try to screw up a thread.
I understood the OP immediately – and I’m betting you did, too.
Sailboat
Perhaps we could get Jenny Craig to weigh in here? IMO, Bush is no Truman, and Jim Carrey would back me up on this.
Was there a time when this thread was not screwed up?
Has anyone said Judy Collins yet? She’d send him to clown school.
If Jim Croce were still around he’d sic bad bad Leroy Brown on old Goergie.
Another President who actually fought in a real battle was Theodore Roosevelt. (IMHO Amerca’s greatest President)
Yes, Airman Doors, I will concede that even he does not fit your stringent criteria about actually leading troops as President.
Still, since you are a military man, who would be your choice for a leader if you were going into battle - Teddy Roosevelt or Dubya? 
Di you mean Jackie Chan? Now that is something to get into! Con you imagine JC going to town on the pres in the Oval Office. He would use a flagpole w/ flag flying to whoop the secret servive and then beat Bush like a red headed stepchild.
But you aren’t even arguing! You’re just being contrary!
Also, you could probably find a better argument at a white sale, perferablly JC Pennys.