Exactly what I thought!
This is the first time I’ve seen Godwin invooked in the title of the OP, so I was hoping it was something a little different. Lock those two in a cage, give 'em a couple folding chairs, and get an announcer, and we’ve got the evening’s entertainment all lined up.
Daniel
There was a thread once about some PETA campaign that Godwinized before a thread was even started.
I can’t believe I’m the only one who picks Bush. But only against Old Hitler.
Young hitler was fresh from WWI. The warfare was atrocious and often hand to hand. ( Not that I know what Hitler’s war record. )
Well, today in a Cafe Society thread, I learned that Stalin would whomp on Hitler superhero-style. Based on that, I think Bush could take Hitler easy – Hitler’s clearly a total pussy.
Now, Bush vs. Stalin? Tougher question. Bush is in better shape, but he can’t shoot power beams out of his hands (or can he…?)
DAMN IT! THIS IS GD!! NOT MPSIMS!
[sub]Bush by split decision after 12[/sub]
M. Moore is damaged goods basically. He’s a minimally talented, emotionally immature, insignificant film hobbyist that is intent on foisting his skewed views on people. In other words - a jerk. GWB is also imperfect in some ways (just like everybody else) but any comparison to Hitler is extremely ignorant. He’s a good man. Oddly, liberals, democrats, socialists, anarchists, etc. don’t seem to care for him.
See? Write about the 2000 election and your fingers just automatically want to type “stolen”!
Don’t forget
Hitler: Spellbinding orator
Bush Chatters like a rhesus monkey
Could the undercard be Rummy v. Goring?
How about Ari Fleischer v. Joseph Goebbels?
Tom Ridge v. Heinrich Himmler?
Tommy Franks v. Erwin Rommel?
So basically being a democrat is like being compared to an anarchist?
True anarchy is the ideal.
Which Goering? The fatass junkie or the cleaned-up version who told the tribunal to go to hell? If it’s the former, Rhummy. If it’s the latter, Goering.
Fleischer’s a complete pussy, would start begging for his mommy as soon as someone knocked off his glasses. Goebbels, easy.
Himmler would get one decent shot in, then start doing that Evil Nazi Laugh (think Raiders of the Lost Ark). At that point, Ridge sets up the smackdown. No contest.
Man to man, or army to army? Rommel is a million times the military tactician of Tommy “Supplies? Why do we need supplies?” Franks.
Bush, if he’s prepared.
What?
Karl Rove vs. Alfred Rosenberg.
He’s referring to them fighting it out.
I’d pick (let’s get ready to) Rummy(-ble!) over both of him. Unless he had to actually fight both of him, either at the same time or back-to-back. The Rumster’s like Muhammad Ali, what with the poetry and all.
I don’t know. Sure, Fleischer is about as intimidating as Stephen Hawking when it comes to fisticuffs, but Goebbels would likely get his ass kicked by Alfalfa (even if he’s not prepared). I envision something like two drunken college freshman girls slapping and scratching at each other for 20 minutes before a winner is decided. In other words, the most entertaining fight of the night.
Yeah, Ridge would have Himmler on the canvas before the echo of the bell ringing bounced back from the wall of the auditorium.
I’d say Franks. In the middle of the fight Rommel would lose concentration, thinking “maybe this isn’t such a good idea” and then Franks would get in a couple of good sucker punches. Not enough to knock him out, but between rounds Rommel’s manager would slip him some cyanide for being unreliable.
Wait a minute, isn’t anarchy the ultimate in “small government?” How is that a left-leaning ideology?
FISH
Lemur866,
Do you think that will be his 2004 campaign slogan?
“Bush: Didn’t execute 6 million jews”
Those of us who have actually studied history rather than just watched cartoons might take exception at this statement. Hitler was not “elected” in the sense of having personally won or even come close to personally winning a German election. Hitler was appointed by President von Hindenberg after the old fellow was assured that the cabinet around him would keep him in check. Germany had gotten to the point of revolving-door governments, ruled by Presidential decree before Hitler had gained power. It was already a dictatorship, regardless of what it claimed to be on paper.
Thus, for Bush to have gained power as Hitler did, that would have meant that Clinton had been ruling like a dictator previously and had then essentially appointed him (since Hitler was appointed Chancellor at the request of his predeccesor). Is that what you are saying happened?
Do you really think that is what happened?
Hehehe.
Anyone who has played Wolfenstein 3D knows how much ass Hitler can kick. Those fireballs sure pack a punch.