Bum Fights.
Please be real, and please, please end with a Mortal Kombat coup de grâce.
Agreed.
Apparently, in America, all you need to do to become a celebrity is kill a black kid.
If Zimmerman ever viewed the shooting as unfortunate, that feeling seems to have been buried under his anger at people for judging him and his desire to make money from the group of right-wingers who decided he was a hero.
Ten says the other guy shoots him.
Most of us were more in Alan Dershowitz’s camp. There was never enough evidence to try him for 2nd degree murder and the prosecutor committed legal malpractice. Then at the last minute they spring manslaughter on him in a desperate effort to get him for something.
We also thought the media coverage was ridiculous. The media desperately needed him to be white, otherwise it wasn’t a story. Because we all know that if there was no white-black angle, Trayvon Martin was just another statistic. Those kinds of shootings are quite common.
I am sure you can find a response to all of your points somewhere in the hundreds of pages of SDMB threads already written about the subject.
George Zimmerman has agreed to step into the ring for a few rounds against another celebrity to raise money for charity. I would imagine there are a few NFL linemen that would pay money to get in a punch or two. 
I know.
And this is obviously not the thread for it.
They don’t need to stop it, just cut off all the cameras except the ones that require a premium bonus pay-per-view subscription.
As if we didn’t already know this, Zimmerman is one messed-up Mo Fo. As someone already pointed out, his claim to fame is killing another human being, and getting away with it.
He should just go quietly into that dark night and hope nobody recognizes him. But no, he wants to immerse himself into this kind of circus. Money must be enormous to even consider such stupidity.
OJ Simpson! Perfect opponent.
I think he’s unemployable with a boatload of legal bills to pay. So, he’s in the market for any way to cash in on his 15 minutes. You have to strike the iron when it’s hot, you know?
Hey, maybe he could go to blacksmithing school?
Double payout, hold a raffle to see who boxes him.
Heck, see if Rubin Carter is interested.
I assume it’s only a matter of time until he’s in a porno.
Mike Tyson is so far on the skids that this could actually be a fair fight, but I’d rather see a cage match with Kimbo Slice.
…though I prefer my original reading.
I’d much prefer to see him in a live-action Celebrity Death-Match!
–G!
(Or even a claymation Celebrity Death-Match)