Are you telling me that it’s going to take me a whole month before I can receive my five-speed wheelchair with that neato V8 engine and that awsomely cool spoiler?
throws a walker tantrum
Dang it all…
PLD: The door can’t hit one without hitting the other in regards to One Cell.
…and extremely sharp to boot!
So…howyou doin’? 
In hindsight, one should have said " There is a problem…
But, then again, if you are like Sparcs, you’d ask for a cite…
Well, duh. That’s the point of GD you dumb bastard. Back up your opinions with facts.
jjimm: Check the thread about the US being a terrorist nation for One Cell’s version of proof. He/she/it/whatever admits there’s not proof for HSIW’s assertions.
I thought you were going.
One Cell you are the cite for Mangetout’s statement.
If you must emulate me, please try to display at least the pretence of wit in your parody.
BTW, weren’t you leaving? You even make your departure into a trolling opportunity… I am amazed!
Sparc
and as long as you are here either spell my name right or if you’re trying to be funny be accurate and spell your version with the more appropriate ‘k’ you moronic dumbass!
I checked the thread, Monty. This is my favourite bit:
Don’t ask for cites. There are no cites. Go away. This conversation never happened.
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349 with this one, if you please! Gawd! You can’t even get your facts straight when the source is right in front of your nose!
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Poster condemns us all as physical and mental wrecks (personally, I’m “obese, ugly” and damn proud of it, sunbeam) and noisily resigns from the boards: 06:58.
Poster returns for a quick snippy comment: 08:40.
Par for the course, I suppose. But why do people have to do these things? Today, we have both this one and Kyomara’s “I threw a pointless insult at Anthracite and am amazed I got called on it” thread… in both cases, I read the OP, and then read the linked thread, to see if their rants were in any way justified. And, in both cases, the quarrel originated in a thread that made my corneas implode, and no, the rants weren’t justified in any way at all.
Folks, if I ever decide I can’t take the heat any more, and leave the SDMB forever, I promise I’ll just shut up and go. You can smack me senseless with a stuffed halibut if ever I break my word.
Apparently OneCell’s “problem” with the SDMB doesn’t preclude him from doing a vanity check in to the thread that he started.
Hypocritical shit for brains.
I thought first that you said a “Mormon Channel.”
Incidentally, if this forum was predominantly participated in by disabled people, would that be so bad? The internet is such a great way for mobility-impaired people to enhance and increase their communication with others.
However, I rather suspect that many of us are just fuck-bored at work, with some time on our hands, preferring to argue and discuss various phenomenon rather than try to beat the world’s longest paperclip chain record.
phil, as usual, youre the best!
(flamer, that is)
Maybe One Cell can’t use a door.
maybe he’s handicapped?
Phenomena, that should have been.
See? I’m so sad and lonely and time-rich that I’ve got time to check and correct my own spelling!
Note also that this is a slam against our beloved Guinastasia, who is very prolific.
OG smash One Cell! :mad:
Apparently, and sadly, he didn’t mean it after all…
Crap.
You all suck! And I’m leaving!
What is this, fourth grade?
In the event that halibut is out of season, may I substitute a different fish?
Someone dissed Anth? Where? This calls for an ass-kicking.
Fenris