Someone had to do it!
In keeping with the ages old tradition of setting someone else up to have to do some creative thinking, I hereby nominate Zenster to name a recipe after each person who replies to this here thread. Whether it be a sandwich, a dessert, or a full entree, come and claim your recipe!
Then, when it is all said and done, when you tell someone on the board to Eat you, they actually can!
Me first! I’d like to be something filling, please. Kind of a main course.
And for my next trick, I’ll ask the mods to kindly move this to the correct forum.
::slapping forehead::
For you, Mr. Cyn it could only be;
[li]Oyster Stuffing[/li]Poultry Stuffing
[sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup]
This recipe seems fitting for a man with such ostiones as you. Whenever somebody who takes exception to your hulking SUV tells you to, “stuff it” you can cheerfully pat your belly and reply, “No thanks, stuffed already.”
[sub]PS: REMEMBER, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR THE MAN WHO DOESN’T HAVE TO DO THE WORK.[/sub]
Ok, me next. 
I’ll play!
How 'bout a recipe named after me Zen?
Fenris
Me Me Me!!!
I’m fruity, yet oddly appealing. What ya got for me Zenster?
BTW, does that mean that your Oyster Stuffing will be known from now on as Cynical Stuff?
Alright, Zenster, sign me up.
You know I’ve got to have a recipe named after me.
Heck, it’s even easier than usual, considering Java will have to have something with coffee in it.
Oh me. I’m a sweet little girl. 
Me too, please, please, please!
Veb
Ha!
Me me me!
Please?
Well porcupine, from what I’ve heard about the contents of your purse, I guess it would have to be something that can be dilled. Therefore, I nominate:
[li]Greek Salad[/li]Feta Chese and Vegetables with Oil Dressing
[sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup]
A recipe with tart dressing, whose country of origin covers all the bases.
[sup]PS: THIS REMINDS ME VERY LITTLE OF THE “HONEYMOON” SALAD; NO DRESSING AND LETTUCE ALONE.[/sup]
Ahhh what the hey. Add me to the ever growing list of names, Zenster.
If ever a mythical Nordic wolf had to fetch a ball, it had better be one of these fabulous Danish meatballs known as frikadeller. For all of your contributions to the Ultimate Recipe Thread, this new recipe of the week is dedicated to you Fenris.
[li]Frikadeller[/li]Danish Meatballs
[sup]Submitted by Zenster[/sup]
[sup]PS: ABSENT THE ABOVE, THOSE OF YOUR ENEMY MIGHT DO.[/sup]
I think betenoir sounds like some sort of chocolate dessert…
NOTE TO SELF: MAKE SURE Mr. CYNICAL PAYS DEARLY FOR THIS.
Bwa ha ha ha!
My wickedness knows no bounds! 'Sides, what better way to pad your post count?
Just make him pay the approved way. Create a new thread where he has to do a similar task calling on his own special talents. For instance, promote him to be the head of Hell’s Ironic Punishments division, where he gets to come up with original and unique punishments for each supplicant (Ignoring their pleas for mercy of course). Someone who is nice and cynical as he claims to be should find that easy though…