All righty then posters and lurkers alike. Time to have your own Web Site designed by this board’s most favorite webslinger of them all, Spider Woman!
Please list your occupation, hobbies, phobias, fetishes and all sorts of information that will help her to create your own customized home page. Numbers and ages of children, pets, lifestyle, cars you drive and any other data will assist her immensely to make this a crack up thread.
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Numbers and ages of children, pets, lifestyle, cars you drive and any other data will assist her immensely to make this a crack up thread.
Well, I don’t have kids, probably because I’m too young to, well I could but then I’d ruin the rest of my life. I have a puppy dog, he’s my baby and I love him, he’s turning 4 in February. I love to bake looks up at her frosting splotched hair and clothes and face even though I did get into a frosting fight with my friend Martin over it. I adore my best friend, Rachel, she’s on the boards too, Jedi Girl. I fully believe that most men are scum because of my ex boyfriend who is also on the boards and I’ve started treads about, the white guy. But I won’t say his name because that’d be mean and I don’t feel like causing him pain just because he caused me pain. I adore fantasy literature, David Eddings is my favorite author. I have a minor obsession with the soundtrack to Les Miserables. I hate my school much of the time but love the soccer program. I’m a little person (5’3"ish) long brown hair, brown eyes, Mexican and damn proud of it… Well I think I’m elaborating just a bit too much, if you need anything else, just look through my thread of titles, it’s a good representation of my humor. Thanks bunches, love ya!
Ooh, sounds like fun. If it’s not too much trouble:
occupation: administrative assistant - large national/international environmental organization
hobbies: [in addition to profile] painting, singing, collecting carousel animals, annoying people, straightening merchandise at retail stores especially when I don’t work there,
lifestyle: overly straight-laced know-it-all with occasional lapses into hedonism (occuring with much more frequency than beore)
cars you drive: Lemon (Suzuki Esteem wagon - grrrrr! don’t even get me started on this unless you have all day!)
any other data: I like owls (of course) and other birds of prey, cat person; Monty Python and other British comedy programs; I still play with Legos and assorted toys; I have way too many books, bolts of fabric, animal cages, fencing equipment and plants in my home; I played French horn (til I sold it ); [see also profile]
Gah, I’m going to think of lots more after I hit submit. Oh, read my posts - they probably say more than I can right now.
“Evermore thanks,
the exchequer of the poor;
Which, till my infant fortune
comes to years,
Stands for my bounty”
–Richard II, Act 2, Scene iii
I really can’t convey how touched I am by your efforts. This ranks among the nicest things anyone has ever done for me here!
You can have a Shakespearean quote (or virtually anything else from me) any time you want!
Thank you also to Zenster, whose idea this was.
Spider Woman, I deeply appreciate this and thank you again. And if I may humbly beseech you and beg your indulgence for one more favor, I’d like to ask for a web site for my best friend here, the wonderful Medea’s Child. I’ll try to get her to stop by in the morning.
Phobias: Heights, deep water, the dark, tall men, large crowds, being in a house/building alone, walking outside alone, driving at night alone (the list goes on and on)
Things I like: Dragons, books, gems, fire, exploring old buildings/houses, driving
Things I dislike: Shopping, mean people
No children, one pet. A small black kitten named Shadow.
); [see also profile]
