Get Diagnosed At Dr. Paprika's Drop In Psychiatric Clinic

Doc, I need your help.

I can’t help editing posts. At the drop of a hat I eliminate double-postings, correct mis-spellings, and sometimes I even move them to other forums! Instead of minding my own business, I insert notes in other peoples posts, actually warning them when I think they’ve posted inappropriately.
I coorespond with others who do the same thing on a regular basis, but it only seems to re-enforce my behavior.

What can I do?

Doc, you just gotta help me. I have this minor obsession with leather. Don’t know why, I just do, love the feel of it, love the smell of it, just love the stuff. It’s even take the place of my minor obsession with handcuffs, now I’d like a leash. I know kitty cats shouldn’t like leashes but I’m a special kitty aren’t I? A Princess Kitty with a pretty halo and a crown and… well I’m jusdt special right? Even if I do flirt with all the guys that I know and I can’t help hugging random people. It isn’t my fault that all those guys laugh at me when I try to use my pathetic “self defense” karate skills on them that I learned at school and then I have to hug them to get them to quit it, or poke their tummies. What’s my problem Doc?

Kitty

Uh, Doc? I think I’ll take this one. :wink: