I’m fairly grumpy this morning. Can we have a joke filled MMP to lighten our loads a little bit this week?
Here’s a funny one that you’ve all heard that I mentioned previously this week on facebook.
here are two brothers, Sam and David. Sam asks David to to watch his house and cat while he is away on vacation. Sam calls David.
“Hey, how are things? House is still standing? How’s my cat doing?”
David swallowed hard, “Well yeah man, your house is still standing. Nice place you have here by the way. Sorry to tell you this but you cat died though.”
“What?” Sam said. “You just can’t tell someone that their cat is dead. You have to break it down to them gently. The first time I call you should say that the cat is on the roof trying to catch a bird. The second call you should say that the cat lost its footing trying to catch the bird as it flew away, it fell and now it’s at the vet. The third call you should be to tell me that the vet says that it’s not looking good for the cat. On the fourth call you let me know that my cat died peacefully in its sleep.”
“So,” Sam continues. “How’s Grandma?”
“Well, Grandma’s on the roof playing with a bird.”
Carry on all.