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Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

No, you don’t get to take advantage of me. I’ve got a four day weekend starting Thursday, and I’m heading down to Carbondale to visit my old roommate and some other friends. Now, normally I’m a stickler for Rolling Rock, but I was thinking I might try something else this weekend. Recipes for mixed drinks (which don’t include gin or Southern Comfort, thanks) or shots are welcome. And although I’m sure I will be aflame at some point this weekend (Statue of Liberty shots are not fictional; see the “Guy Stuff” thread), I’m not particularly interested in drinking stuff that could peel paint off the walls.

And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

#2

Citron Gimlet: Made similar to a vodka martini.

2 shots Absolut Citron Vodka
1 splash of Rose’s Lime juice
Serve over ice with a lime.
:slight_smile:

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

#3

3 mile island iced tea

1 shot each of:
Vodka
triple sec
Tequila
Light rum
Whiskey

The fill the remaining glass to the 2/3 mark wirh sweet and sour
fill the last 1/3 with coke and add a dash of bitters

Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.

#4

I, too, think Southern Comfort is vile and putrid, and yet my favorite shot has SoCo in it. You can’t taste it at all, thank Christ.

Since I’m not sure about the exact proportions, you may need to experiment. Your bartender may or may not know how to make it.

Hawaiian Punch:
Malibu Coconut Rum
SoCo
Amaretto
splash of pineapple, splash of cranberry.

The other way I’ve seen it, w/o SoCo:
Malibu Coconut Rum
Stoli Orang
Amaretto
Splash of cranberry, splash of pineapple.

Or, for a blue version:
Blue curacao
coconut rum
pineapple juice.

#5

The best margarita you’ll ever taste:

1 shot high end silver tequila
1 shot Cointreau or Grand Marnier
1 shot freshly squeezed lime juice

Put in a shaker filled with ice, shake, pour over ice. If you drink more than 5 in one night and can still stand, you’re the winner.

Prairie Fires (shots):

1 shot gold tequila
a spoonful or so of frozen concentrated lime juice (the stuff you make limeade out of)
Tabasco. As much as you can take.

Yummy Rum Drink:

1 shot or so of dark rum
ginger ale
pineapple juice
sprinkle nutmeg on top

#6

What’s wrong with a nice bourbon on the rocks, splash of soda? Be a grown-up, for god’s sake.

Or Scotch on the rocks, splash of soda, if you’d like to push that grown-up feeling into full-fledged old-fartdom.

Uke

#7

Sorry, Uke. No soda for me. Just a couple o’ cubes.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

#8

One of my recommendations for a lot of booze in a tasty vehicle.

Long Beach:
In a pint glass over ice mix
1 part Bacardi Rum
1 part Silver Tequila
1 part Tanqueray Gin
1 part Absolut (Citron and Mandarin make nice twists)
1 part Gran Marnier (Triple Sec will do)
Orange juice
Cranberry juice
Squeeze in some fresh orange and garnish with a twist.

Lemon Drop shots always get me started:
Absolut Citron
Sugar
Lemon slice
Pour sugar on the lemon, lick it off, do the shot, suck down the lemon.

Lunch box shot:
Rocks glass filled half with beer, half with OJ
Shot glass filled 1/2 with amaretto 1/2 with SoCo.
Drop the shot glass into the rocks glass, and begin chugging.

Flaming Dr. Pepper:
Rocks glass filled w/ beer.
Shot glass filled 1/2 amaretto 1/2 with 151.
Light the 151 and drop into the beer, then chug.

Super Duper Rootbeer:
Captain Morgans
Rootbeer Schnapps
Rum 151
Coke
(Or just a Super Rootbeer without the 151)

#9

Or maybe you can play "dollar shots.’ There’s a drinin’ game you’ll regret playing.

Line up ten bottles of booze in a row, any kind, any flavor, any alcohol content; it matters not a whit.

Pull a dollar out of your pocket and look the first 3 digits of the serial number… ya see where I’m goin’ with this don’tcha.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

#10

Oooo, I like the sounds of this one.

OK, do you take the first three digits, and mix the liquors corresponding to the bottles and do one shot, or do you do three shots, one representing each digit?

Now we need a way to make this competitive, and a group sport. I think we have a goal for the Chicago SDMBVF.

#11

Just one shot. Makes for some nice technicolor yawns. And horrible aftertaste.

Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

#12

Here is a link to a web site that has a lot of different recipes for mixed drinks. Of course, it is called:

http://www.mixed-drink.com

Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”

  • Kurt Vonnegut
#13

Now the more interesting game I think would be if you got a dollar per shot you did.

So if you did all ten you got $10 and if your bud did the 10 shots then $10 to him.

Maybe it would be more interesting with $10/shot.

-Frankie

I’m not a shrimp, I’m a King Prawn.

-Pepe the Prawn

#14

Thanks for the tips, guys. I’m outta here until Monday, but I’ll give some of the recipes a try.

And the problem with small furry animals
in corners is that, just occasionally,
one of them’s a mongoose.
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

#15

An even better link:
http://www.thevirtualbar.com

Every alcohol question, answered. Utterly complete mixed drink list.