To all of the people who are waiting downstairs for the lift.
Get out of the fucking way
People are using the lifts to go down to lunch.
You are standing in front of the doors.
When they open and I try to get out, you stand there like a gawping fish on a stick with an expression like OMG there’s someone IN this lift.
And you don’t get the fuck out of the way.
You try and push foward before I’m out of the fucking lift.
So I say excuse me and you so you stop, dead still.
So another excuse me as I push foward and you don’t step aside. Nothing. Nada. Not a sausage. Bugger all.
Is there something wrong with your legs?
Take a step or two backwards fuck-knuckle.
Let me out.
I don’t want to brush you as I get out.
I don’t want you touching me as I get out.
In fact I don’t want to even breathe the same air as you.
So back off for fucks sake.
Here endeth the rant.