Is anyone else a fan of “Mrs Campbell” from MadTV?
I can just hear her…
So your friend took you out to a club you couldn’t go into and then borrowed money?
I hope it wasn’t a school night…
So you knew this was a bad place because you locked your doors and grabbed your mace?
You say you waited in the car for thirty minutes when your friend said he’s only be gone for ten?
Was there a problem with your car starting?
So he came back with a complete stranger and started smoking in the back of your car?
I met a woman in the hospital the other day, her husband smoked 2 packs of cigarettes a day.
She was surprised that he had cancer. They do have those warnings right on the package you know…
Oh… he was smoking crack… I’ve never seen that brand of cigarette before…
Oh… he was smoking drugs in the back of your car. That’s illegal isn’t it? Couldn’t a person could get arrested for doing that?
You say you dropped these boys off at a bookstore and couldn’t leave because you were lost?
Did that cellphone come with instructions dear? If you have one of those things you should know how to use it.
Drag Queen… oooooh.
My cousin Melvin used to like playing dress up when we were younger… he liked wearing my dresses because he said it made him feel pretty…
So he made you wait an hour?
You should really get your car serviced so it will start everytime or did you just leave it running?
That’s not safe because someone could steal your car.
Oh. Your car starts just fine does it? I never learned to drive, Mr. Campbell did all that.
Was your friend a cripple?
Oh.
Then he could have walked home on his own then?
He has a good mother to come and pick him up in the middle of the night.
And you say you’re surprised you never got the ten dollars back?
