Nope.
Can you carry a tune?
Nope.
Can you carry a tune?
Yup.
Do you bathe daily?
Ayup.
Do you get your hair cut more than once a month?
No. Actually, I’m growing it out at the moment- going back to my longtime “Hugh Grant c. 1995” look.
Have you ever ridden a motorcycle?
Been a passenger on, yes – piloted myself, no.
Do you like roller coasters?
Wheeeeee! Yeah!
Ever puked after riding on one?
No. I have the stomach of a concrete elephant.
Ever shaved a body part to please an SO (including your head)?
Just my legs.
Do you like math puzzles of the sort: “Jane is now six years older than Rachel. In three years, Rachel will be two-thirds of Jane’s age now. How old are they now?”?
Jane is now nine, while Rachel is three.
Since I bothered to solve it, you can figure that my answer to the question is “yes”.
Are you currently wearing shoes?
One. The other foot is tucked up under me, on my office chair.
Do you like mushrooms?
Yum. I didn’t like cooked ones when I was a kid but now I love all kinds.
Do you like the Papa John’s garlic dipping sauce?
No. Papa John’s is the devil’s playground.
Have you ever paid more than $100 for a meal in a restaurant?
God no.
Have you put away your winter coat yet?
Not a chance. With the weather around here, I could need it as late as May.
Have you had a cellphone for longer than five years?
Nope… Usually get a new phone every year.
Ever traveled outside of your country?
Yes. Canada, the UK, the Bahamas, and France (a long weekend in Paris).
Do you like to travel?
Love it. I’m leaving for Mexico City for four days tomorrow, and NYC in about a month and a half.
Did you get good grades in high school?
Yes. Effortless Bs and As for the most part.
Have you ever dyed your hair a “non-human” color?
No. It’s getting grayer all on its own.
Do you have big feet?
US men’s size 12, so yeah.
Do you regularly wear flip-flops or sandals?