Nope.
Have you ever run away from home as an adult?
Mildly tempted, but no.
Do you have an older sibling?
No
Ever been hang gliding?
Seen it many times, primarily on the Outer Banks, but never gone up.
Have you been to the Outer Banks of North Carolina?
Nope – I’m strictly a Jersey shore gal. (Hear it’s real pretty down there, though.)
Are your parents still alive? (or, if you’re only 20 or so, your grandparents?)
Yes, both alive and very well. I run with my dad nearly every day, he’s in fantastic shape.
Have you ever had major surgery?
No 
My dad died several years ago. My mother died at 80 years old one year ago this past St. Patty’s Day.
Have you ever bought something from a store, knowing you were planning on returning after you used it?
I can’t answr yes or no because I have one alive and one dead (I suppose technically that’s a “no”).
Could you live on half of what you make?
I’ll take this one. Yes, if major means I was knocked out.
No, but my mother worked at a clothing store and can tell many tales of customers who tried to “rent” outfits that were returned torn and stained.
Let’s try to clear up the simulpost backlog:
Could you live on half of what you make?
Easily, but I wouldn’t like it.
George W. Bush: great president, or the greatest president?
Okay, I’ll redo this one for folks not familiar with the Colbert Report. 
Have you spent more than a month away from you country of origin?
Yes. Five months in Great Britain when I was in college. God, I loved it.
Have you been to London?
I’ve spent more than half my life away from it. :eek:
Do you use your powers for good, or awesome? (since we’re stealing quotes ;))
I don't have any powers.
Tom Jones or George Jones?
Uh, No.
Have you ever walk in on your parents having sex?
No, but now and then I could tell by noises that something nefarious was going on.
Have you been to London?
No. Brussels is the closest I’ve ever gotten; the Netherlands, or maybe Bruges, for the wife.
Have you ever locked yourself out of your living quarters, be it house, dorm room etc?
Yup - and fell asleep outside the door, while waiting for the gf to show up with a spare key (she was not amuzed).
Are you monolingual?
Yup.
Do you consider yourself a good freehand artist?