No. My most exotic European dairy experience was Muller Fruit Corner yoghurt. Well, maybe Gorgonzola.
Do you support the local sports team(s) where you live?
Rarely, so not really. The only local games I’ve been to are hockey games. Meh.
Have you seen the Mona Lisa in person?
Yes! I had a great, long weekend in Paris with a pretty girl I knew when I was on a college semester abroad in London, 23+ years ago. Had to go to the Louvre, and of course had to see the Mona Lisa. Good times.
Have you seen the Statue of Liberty up close?
ETA: Yes, I’ve seen it. Went to NYC in -98.
Ever seen the Grand Canyon?
No, but I hope to someday.
Does your significant other have any really annoying habits?
Yes. He doesn’t exist. Annoying as hell.
Are you a member of one of the “named” generations?
I’m either a late X or an early Y, being a -79.
Is Arnold the greatest action star of all times?
Definitely.
Would you vote a movie star into high office?
If I were convinced of his or her intellect and good temperament, and if I agreed with him or her on the major issues, yes. (Tom Hanks, Robert Redford and George Clooney spring to mind).
Is there a movie star you like so much that you always try to see his or her movies?
I watch anything Bruce Campbell is in (even bought the PC game Tachyon: The Fringe just because of him), but he doesn’t make movies anymore, I don’t think.
Do you and your SO have “the list”?
No.
Have you recently found the streets jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive?
I saw the aftermath of a car accident today. Does that count?
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color (e.g., green, bright bright red, purple, etc.)?
I tried to dye my (black) hair blond in high school, and it came out in tiger stripes.
Do you have any tattoos?
No. I was considering a tribal when I was in college, but it wouldn’t look good at all on my currently quite flubby form.
Ever won a drinking game?
There’s a fine line between winning and losing a drinking game. So yes.
Ever had a great idea for an invention?
Nope. I’m more a temporary solutions kinda guy.
Do you think Conan can fill Leno’s shoes on the Late Show?
I do. I think Conan’s a funny guy with lots of talent and good support staff.
Do you have to work tomorrow (Good Friday)?
Yes.
Do you take advantage of Jewish holidays?
No, just Jewish guys.
Do you like to do anything age-inappropriate?
Hell, yes: cartoons, Disney and Pixar movies, sugary cereal, dumb jokes.
Have you been a Doper for more than two years?