Hmm, none that I can think of.
Walked into any lampposts lately?
Nope.
Ever seen the inside of a police car?
Yes.
Have you ever pied or fish-slapped anyone?
Nope…
Ever shot (or been shot with) a paintball gun?
Yes to both. My marker is broken now, though 
Ever been shot or stabbed?
No, but I’ve been shot at and missed.
Are you proficient with the use of any sort of weapon?
Only the epee, if you count that.
Were you a child prodigy of any sort?
Not unless you count being able to beat anyone at Stratego, and liking blue cheese far earlier than my mom expected.
Do you like blue cheese?
I’ve yet to find a cheese I don’t like.
Ever eaten shark?
Yes. Neither loved it nor hated it; I prefer salmon.
Are you listening to the radio now?
I’m enjoying the sound of silence… with a touch of computer fan.
Read any good books lately?
Iain M. Banks’ Matter- not his best work by a long stretch, but still decent.
Would you fight for your right to party?
Yes, I just finished Neil Gaiman’s The Graveyard Book.
Have you read it?
Nope. But now I have two more books on my to-check-out-list.
The Transformers movies, yes (cool) or no (not cool)?
No, I would not fight for my right to party.
No, I have not read Neil Gaiman’s The Graveyard Book (or any other Gaiman book, for that matter).
Haven’t seen Transformers. No opinion.
Have you ever been asked to write a recommendation letter?
Nope.
Do you like rollercoasters?
Yes! I live in Orlando for a reason 
Have you visited more than one country besides your own?
Yes: Canada, Bahamas, Great Britain and France.
Were you glad to hear that the SEALs shot the pirates and rescued the freighter captain?
I was glad to hear that the captain was rescued.
Do you have an alltime favorite book?
No.
(Forgive me if this has been asked, I’m new to the thread.)
Have you ever flunked a college class?