Every summer with my son. He’s 9. The 2.5-year-old will probably join us this year.
Did the Easter Bunny come to your house today?
The Easter Bunny doesn’t exist.
Do you like chocolate?
Milk chocolate and white chocolate… that’s it. The dark chocolate is way too bitter for me.
Do use both shampoo and conditioner?
No, just shampoo. Conditioner is a scam by the international conditioner cartel.
Have you ever read The Silmarillion?
Nope. Lots of people have told me it got very good, but I could never get past the biblical Aïnulindalë. Then again, I tried a long time ago, when I was young and impatient. I should try it now that I’m old and impatient.
Speaking of which : have you read the Bible cover to cover ?
Nope, only the Revelations when I was stuck for three months in a “juvenile rehabilitative boot camp” and the Bible was all they gave you to read. Mildly entertaining, in a macabre sort of way.
Have you ever illegally downloaded music or movies?
I don’t remember…
Have you ever moved somewhere alone, to get away from it all, and try something new?
No. Each of my moves has been pretty well-planned and purposeful. That’s just how I roll.
Have you ever used the phrase, “That’s how I roll”?
Only in jest.
Do you get today off from work?
No. Easter Monday? I don’t know of anyone who does.
Did you?
Today’s a bank holiday in at least all the Nordic countries. It’s called second day of Easter and most everyone gets off.
So you don’t get Dec. 26. off either?
No. Boxing Day as a holiday dates from after the American Revolution, which is why Britain and Canada have it and we don’t. I assume the Icelandic/Nordic version is related. Some government offices and the like were closed for Good Friday (like Florida administrative courts, woot!) so I had Friday off.
Does your country have an Independence Day (or National Day or other equivalent)?
Oh, yes! June 17. is the day we celebrate, for that is the day we cast of the shackles of Danish oppression. And even got a congratulatory letter from the Danish king, who was otherwise quite preoccupied with the Germans, since it happened in 1944.
Do you use your cellphone more than your landline?
Yes. I don’t even know what my home phone number is. We only use it for burglar alarm monitoring, and because it more or less came free with our cable/internet package.
Do you replace your cellphone too often?
Nope, in fact I think the only times I’ve replaced my cell were when I left it/it got stolen.
Do you consider yourself a gamer ?
Not really, but I think that’s just because I’ve been playing them for longer than the term has been around. I was buying a game at the local GameStop a while back and the kid at the counter cheerfully asked me “So, how long have you been gaming?”
Me, confused: “How long have I been gaming?”
“Yeah!”
“How long have I been playing video games?”
“Yeah!”
“Since 1981.”
Then he looked confused. 
ETA: forgot to ask a question: Do you like Thai food?
Only pad thai.
Do you own any stuffed toys?
No, but the wife sure does. I have never met a Thai lady who did not like them.
Have you stopped beating your wife?
No.
Was the rule of thumb an unfair infringement on the rights of a husband?
Unfair? No.
Stuffed toys? No, but I get to squeeze our young sons’ stuffed animals whenever I like. Especially Eggy. I love Eggy.
Is there a single person in history whom you admire more than any other?