One minor instance in a parking lot. While the traffic was thick I was waiting in a line of cars and a guy backed out of a stall and tapped the side of my car… didn’t do any damage though.
Do you ever make people laugh at your own expense? (Making fun of yourself)
Way too often. I’m finally learning that it only calls attention to my faults.
Do you have a lucky charm?
No. Not that superstitious.
Do you like Oreo cookies?
Somebody’s got to do it… may as well be me. Cite?
Yuck, no.
Can you change your spark plugs?
No, I don’t even have a car.
(Re the other thing: trust me, I can!)
Do you like Red Bull (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiingz!:D)?
Yes… I prefer the original Full Throttle though… keeps me going.
Do you get sick often?
No, I have pretty good health, and something of a hand-washing fetish.
Did you go to worship services for Easter or Passover this week?
Nope. I usually only go to church for Christmas, weddings and funerals.
Are you a religious person?
NO. I distrust religion of any sort.
Have you ever been burgled?
No, but I had a “Merry Maid” supplement her income by stealing money out of a wallet I was stupid enough to leave lying around.
Have you ever worked at a carnival or amusement park?
Besides my own life, no. (yes, I know I already used that joke in this thread. But you guys keep setting it up !)
Ever driven a go-kart ?
Yes, two summers ago. It was a lot of fun, despite the noise.
Ever been miniature or putt-putt golfing?
Ooooooooooooooooooooh yeah! It’s absolutely awesome! Feels like you’re doing a million km an hour, when you’re in fact doing maybe 20.
Do you follow football (the proper kind)?
Not very closely.
Repeated: Ever been miniature or putt-putt golfing?
Used to go all the time when I was a kid. Haven’t been for a loooooooong time.
Ever said something mean about a person only to realize they were right there?
Not outright mean, but silly and a bit off-color. I was 13. Embarassed the poop out of me.
Played minigolf once, 'twas a lot of fun.
Do you own and/or use an exercise bike?
No. I have a real bike, though, which I use pretty often when weather permits.
Are you a member of a gym or exercise center?
Nope. Never have been… I’d go as a guest with friends sometimes.
Ever driven past 130mph? (By driven, I mean you as the driver, not a passenger)
That’s about 200 km/h right? Yes - in a Merc C-class on a Swedish highway, in a rush to a dinner party. And there was no traffic.
Does Angelina Jolie have too big lips?
No. But her forehead is… haha
Ever been in a water balloon fight?