Absolutely. Bob Dylan is a national treasure.
You ever been kicked in the head by a bull? (extra points if you can name the movie that quote is from)
Kicked, yes. Kicked in the head, no… fortunately…
Do you know how to ride a horse?
No. I’m allergic, although I did sit on one as it was led around when I was ~4.
Have you been to a strip club recently?
No, not recently. I think the last time I was in a strip club was around Nov last year…
Have you ever quit a job without giving notice prior to leaving?
No.
Is it cold outside right now, where you live?
It’s about 5c but sunny, so I’d say no.
Do you enjoy swimming?
Not so much. 83 degrees Fahrenheit. 
Do you carry an umbrella?
Not so much carry as chase one that’s flying a few feet in front of me due to the winds that always accompany rain. Rain doesn’t fall from above here, it falls sideways. But generally, no.
How about that swimming?
I like swimming, but only in swimming pools, not the ocean. I enjoyed the ocean growing up but after becoming more educated on it I’d rather leave it alone for the most part…
Do people think you’re a LOUD person?
No. Most people know that when I raise my voice it’s a Very Bad Thing.
Have you heard “Video Killed the Radio Star” by The Buggles lately?
No, but now that you mention it…gah!!!
Have you ever streaked?
Not that I recall. Of course, if I did I was probably quite drunk.
Have you ever been fired (not laid off)?
No.
Have you ever ROFL’d in real life?
I’ve ROFF’d, if that counts!
Are you shy?
Not really. I’m quiet for a bit, but not shy.
Is Friends better than Seinfeld?
They are both great shows but overall Friends is a more entertaining show, imo.
Can you do unusual things with your body, or is it special in any way? (Double-jointed, move your ears, very flexible, etc)
Yes, I can hold my boobs to my nose! (One boob at a time.)
Do you have any tattoos?
[Hijack]You rolled on the floor farting, wonderlust?[/Hijack]
No, the wife would skin me alive if I came home with a tattoo. Each time we pass a tattoo parlor, I always ask her if she wants one, a running joke she’s thoroughly sick of by now.
Do you like Sudoku puzzles?
No, but my wife is fond of them.
Did you just see The Godfather for the first time tonight, as I did?
No, I saw it when it first came out. (The book is excellent, too.)
Have you ever been involved in a fender-bender?