I'm retired.
What's your line of work?Paralegal.
Heavy metal: yea or nay?
Nay.
Have you seen any of the NCAA tournament games today?
No.
Do you care much about the NCAA tournament?
No.
Can you tell a “pick and roll” from “picking your nose”?
No. I don’t even know what that means.
Are your taxes too high?
Yes
Have you ever mooned out a car window?
No.
Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Nope. Perfect vision. Knocks on wood
Ever been involved in a serious car accident?
No. Got knocked around when an old guy sideswiped my car once, but was uninjured.
Do you own more than three hats?
Yes… 10 or so… I like variety.
Do you wear sunglasses often?
Yes (whenever it’s daylight, but never indoors and not when I’m talking to an unglassed person)
If all your past deeds were suddenly made known, would you spend more than a year in jail?
(~think carefully ye casual drug users~)
I don’t remember…
Ever been arrested?
Yes - but only for being “stupid while drunk” in College
Ever had black-outs due to drinking too much?
I’ve blacked-out once… Hey, I had to know what my limit was…
Ever been apart of a natural disaster?
Besides my own life, no.
Are you, or have you ever been a Communist ?
No. I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but I am not a porn star.
Ever seen Led Zeppelin in concert?
Nope
Ever french kissed someone of the same sex? (if you’re straight, and opposite if you’re gay)
No.
Are you right-handed?
Edit: Whew… Good thing it was Led Zepellin and not someone else.
Yes.
Have you ever ridden a horse?