Ya, quite a few times. Use to take care of some of them when I was living on a ranch.
Do you like pumkin pie?
Yes, love it.
Have you read any big Russian novels (War and Peace, Crime and Punishment, etc.) all the way through?
Only Dostoyevsky, and none of his books were very big.
Do you watch (any) cartoons?
Yes, King of the Hill and The Simpsons.
Have you eaten fast food in the last 24 hours?
Yes, Panda Express.
Could you flip the switch on the electric chair if necessary?
“Necessary” to whom? No, I’m adamantly anti-death penalty.
Do you wear any jewelry on a regular basis?
If you were a prison guard or somesuch and the regular guy was out sick and everyone else refused. “Necessary” in the sense that there’s nobody else to do it, not in the “this guy needs a-killin’” sense.
An extremely tarnished silver chain around my neck.
Have you ever changed your username?
Yes. I used to be William V., before I realized what a stupefyingly boring username that was.
Did you watch the President on The Tonight Show last night?
No, didn’t even know he was on until today.
Are you afraid of flying?
No. I’m aware of the risks, but have never been apprehensive about getting on a plane.
Do you remember watching Neil Armstrong stepping onto the moon?
Not even slightly.
Do you like foie gras?
Yes, in moderation.
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Have you ever been bitten by a dog?
Nope, not a serious bite – I assume puppy nips don’t count?
Are you going to have a veggie garden this year?
Never have before, probably won’t this year either. Sounds nice though.
Can you bench press your own body weight or more?
When I weighed 122 pounds (12th grade), easily. Now… not so much.
Pssst… ask another yes/no question!
I’ll fill in for RNATB…
Ever been in the ocean?
Yes. It freaked me out.
Do you play board games or cards regularly?
Scrabble, online – does that count?
Do you ever have fresh flowers in the house for no particular reason? (Buy a grocery store bouquet, pick some from the garden)
No. Only for a particular reason- ie., the wifey is angry.
Do you use the predictive text feature when sending a text message?