Yes, but I far prefer emailing.
Have you ever had a kid explain something about computers to you?
Yes, but it was my brother, and I was 7 and he was 17.
Ever cheated on an SO?
No, but I’ve been the other man before.
Do you or have you ever dabbled with drugs?
No.
Have you ever wallpapered a room?
Nope.
Parlez-vous francais?
No, despite being able to answer the question at all.
Have you ever licked maple syrup off of your lover’s stomach?
No. But I’ll consider it for next time.
Ever read an entire dictionary (like a book)?
No.
Ever invest in a major item only to hate it’s fucking guts and want it to go down in flames?
Ok, not ‘major’ per say, but the iPhone.
Ever have a threesome (or better)?
Yes. Too much work, wouldn’t do it again.
Can you change a tire?
Theoretically, but I’ve never done it.
Have you ever gone (downhill) skiing?
Yes! I love it.
Do you know how to give CPR?
Yes. Got trained when I was a Scout camp counselor. I understand the training has changed a lot since then.
Ever in Boy or Girl Scouts?
No.
Do you like beets?
Yes
Have you ever done a parachute drop?
Nope – and have no intention of ever doing so, knock on wood.
Do you knock on wood when you say something that might be construed as tempting fate?
Yes, sometimes.
Have you ever been to Tokyo?
No.
Would you take a “favorite band” back-stage pass over a destination vacation?
Yes!
Got any kids?
Yes.
Got any grandkids?