I don’t even have kids.
Have you ever had a professional manicure?
Yes. It’s awesome.
Ever puke in public?
Of course I have, I’ve been to college!
Have you ever sang at karaoke?
of course, I live in Japan!
do you wear a tie every day (or for women, a skirt?)
No. I don’t ever remember wearing a tie, ever, though I’m sure I must have.
Do you have any body or facial piercings?
Nope, just my ears.
Do you enjoy reality TV?
Nope, hate it.
Are you a Trekker?
I watch the show (well, TNG- don’t like the new ones and can’t watch the old one anymore), but I don’t speak Klingon or own a phaser or anything.
Have you slept with anyone remotely famous?
Not to my knowledge…
Have you ever Googled your own name?
Yup. The first few entries are my one and only Urban Dictionary entry, the standings in a local poker league I play in, my college fraternity’s alumni list, and the WCW Drinking Game.
Have you ever checked an SO’s email or text messages on the sly?
No.
Do you do your own yardwork?
Yardwork? That imples having a yard, which I don’t
Are you a DIY kinda person?
No. I can handle basic stuff involving a screwdriver, but “Contractor Dude” is on my speed dial.
Do you create art?
There are some people who really like my creative writing, so I’ll say yes.
Do you enjoy Baroque music (Bach, Handel, Boyce, Vivaldi, etc.)?
Only Purcell and Vivaldi.
Do you eat breakfast?
No, usually just have a small glass of OJ as I’m heading out the door.
Do you have a picture of a loved one on your desk at work?
Because I work from home, I often have my loved one himself on my desk!
Have you ever operated heavy equipment?
Heavy equipment, No
Regular farm tractor from 30 years ago, Yes
Do you consider yourself a good driver?
Yes, but so does everybody else, so who knows?
Is nutrition important to you?
I’d say yes, although I don’t obsess about it. I take a daily multivitamin and maintain my weight.
Do you like the feel of warm sand between your toes?