No! Damn stuff gets everywhere.
Are you allergic to stuff?
Yes, mostly cedar.
Do you engage in some form of regular exercise?
Not really. From time to time I take walks, go bicycling, play soccer, baseball or garageball (a backyard game my 12-year-old invented), but it’s not regular.
Have you bought any Bacon Salt?
Yes, but I wasn’t really that impressed.
Do you wake to music or a beep-beep-beep alarm?
Not technically a yes/no question, but… music on a radio.
Are you a fan of Pixar movies?
No
Ever been up in a Hot Air Balloon?
No, but I sure would like to try it… as scary as it seems… I’ll be sure to bring along a parachute.
Ever get a good idea, build upon it, finish it, then later find out that someone already created it and did a better job at it?
Nope, never taken it that far before I got discouraged
Do you like tasting new, exotic food?
Always, unless it’s alive.
Are you wearing a button-down shirt?
Nope
Do you own a flannel shirt?
No.
Do you regularly walk a dog?
Nope, I’m a cat person (though I occasionally go for walks in the woods with a friend and his dog).
Do you regularly patronize your public library?
No. I got the internet.
You ever had your picture in the paper?
Yes, in 1990, when I got married.
Are you married?
Yes. I was diving off the high dive at the community pool when I was 9.
Have you ever hitchhiked?
Nope - I’m a sink (singe income, no kids)
But I have hitchiked, about 5 km when my buddies parents car broke down and we wanted to get home to play computer games 
(I was 13 at the time)
Do you like whiskey?
I don’t drink alcohol.
Do you know how to do any ballroom dances (waltz, etc.)?
Nope.
Ever fainted?
Yes… after an injection as a kid and after being stung by a particularly deadly sort of jellyfish.
Have you ever gotten service bad enough that you didn’t tip (in a restaurant)?
Yes. I know that’s how they earn their living, but I’m in a commission-only job – if I did as poorly as they, I would simply be out of luck.
Have you ever used your position behind someone on a set of stairs to place your head underneath their buttocks and give them a “head-butt” ride to the top?