A blonde and a brunette fell off a building…which one hit the ground first?
The brunette…the blonde had to stop and ask directions.
A blonde is doing a puzzle and needs some help. She cals her boyfreind on the phone.
guy: What is the picture of?
blonde: Its a big cock.
guy: PUT THE DAMN CORNFLAKES BACK IN THE BOX!!
From the OP: “Feel free to substitute the appropriate follicle color.” I’m pleased that no one has felt the need to do so. Brunette/Redhead jokes just don’t have the same ring to them.
Highly intelligent? “Offence” is actually spelled offense. Yep, you’re blonde. (I had to, no one else did.)