No tagbacks. If you were a film or theater genre, what kind would you be? phouka’s just ITCHING to answer your question!
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My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
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phouka
April 27, 2000, 4:03pm
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Truly, I deserve this. Ah, it’s good to be evil.
Come on, guys. Bring it on.
Me first! Me first!
TMR
Thou shalt resist the Olson Twins.
Yeah, sure, I’ll bite.
Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
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Go for it!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
phouka
April 27, 2000, 4:11pm
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Trout Mask Replica: DIY rockabilly bass boatin’ theater.
Breckinshire: Moi Aussi provincial films.
Sealemon: Citrusy intellectual Buster Keaton vids.
Eve
April 27, 2000, 4:26pm
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Well, I already suspect what mine will be, but go ahead . . .
I am a complete sucker for these threads. I feel no shame in admitting this.
Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head.
phouka
April 27, 2000, 4:29pm
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Eve, darling, your film genre is the Classy, Sardonic Femme Fatale with stocking seams perfectly straight.
Only available in black and white film noire.
ok. Do it to me.
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Eve
April 27, 2000, 4:34pm
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Thank you, sweetie—now hand me my lipstick and pistol, will you? I have things to do . . .
phouka
April 27, 2000, 4:42pm
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Mullinator: The ahction/ahdventure movie with the lahrge muscle bound man who wears only the torn tank top but always has the best comeback.
Ultress: You are the pre-sound glittering, silvery science fiction epic.
Moosiegirl: You are the innocent-but-spunky-civilian caught in a clandestine battle between good and bad guys. You trounce the baddies and show the good guys up for their lack of spunkiness.
Yep, I’m hooked. Bring it on! Pwetty Pwease?
phouka
April 27, 2000, 4:56pm
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Mr. Cynical: you are the schmaltzy kid movie that actually turns out to have a good plot.
Please tell me - I need something to see this friday.
Give mine a try?
Chrisbar
Too new to know better…
St. Chrisbar: Patron Saint of Newbies who have already caught on to the fact that nothing else matters, as long as your post count is high.
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Good one, Oh Evil Phouka!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
h_thur
April 28, 2000, 5:14am
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OK, I’ll hop on the bandwagon, too.
phouka
April 28, 2000, 5:17am
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Spiritus Mundi: you are the irreverent religious comedy that manages to offend all the right people. They’re picketing you right now.
chrisbar: You are the SNL castmember flick that is logarhythically funnier than the TV show.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good dipped in chocolate.