Department Head: You took a position with a Canadian university. You did it because they gave you a better deal than this bunch of Ivory Tower idiots. Stop saying how guilty you feel! It was naïve of you to think that we would all follow you to the Great White North. Right now, this University has pulled the money it gave you to stay here and we’re quickly running out of funds. Would it fucking kill you to stay in town and help your graduate students and employees finish their projects? Maybe help them find positions elsewhere? Fuck! It wouldn’t hurt if you told us when you’re going to be out of town. Quite complaining about shutting down and moving on. You made an adult decision, now live with the consequences!
Boss: Answer your god-damned email!! Answer our fucking phone calls!! I know it’s busy at the hospital, but you’re the Principal Investigator, we need you. If you truly want to stay in research, start fucking acting like a PI!
University: You’re the biggest bunch of fucking morons I have ever encountered. That’s saying a lot since I was a Marine brat and grew up in Louisiana. You’re pouring millions of dollars into this new research center, but you don’t have the money to pay for staff! By the way, we can’t drink the water here at this state-of-the-art RC. Water samples are full of lead and copper. :mad: