When I put in “Ronald” for my first name, I’m The Abalone.
What the…? I guess I need to run to an online dictionary as soon as I finish the post.
When I put in “ron” as my first name, I’m The Delicious.
So great, now even computer programs are mistakenly thinking I’m gay.
When I put in “Crunchy Frog”, I’m The Icepick.
Now we’re talkin’. Fuggedaboudit.