“Thinks-he’s-so-smart”
Hell yeah. 
But I don’t wanna be The Hobo Clown!!
*pouts and sulks off into another room
The Fist I can live with that
real name = The Just
screen name = Two Fist
Put 'em togethah and I’m Just Two Fists (thankfully!)
DeskMonkey, I feel for you. Hobo Clown has got to be the creepiest one. I saw that one on the list and shuddered. As a kid I was totally freaked by them. Not too keen on them now, actually.
Real Name: The Mad Russian, which is rather appropriate since I was one in our senior class play: Olga, the sexy Russian spy, very insane.
Welfy: The Rooster. Cock-a-doodle-doo?
That other website: W.E.L.F.Y.: Wireless Electronic Lifeform Fabricated for Yardwork. HA! HAHAHAHA!!!
Oh no, it’s… ** The Bishop **
I’m pretty happy with it
Using my real name, I’m Six Toes.
Using my board name, I’m The Mortician.
I’m using my board name. Six Toes just doesn’t seem to strike fear in the hearts of innocent civilians.
The Enforcer.
Damn straight.