Have you ever wondered what your street name would be if you were in the Wu Tang Clan? I * know * I have and I was *** thrilled *** when I found this:
http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl
Enter your first name and surname to find out what your Wu Tang Name could be.
To start the ball rolling, I be the *** JIVE TALKING CHOIRBOY!!!***
What are your Wu names???
Flailing Fanatical Killer.
Maybe there’s something to this, neh? 
Big Wicker Ventriloquist
…The mind boggles…
Curly-haired Slacker…
which is pretty accurate.
Spunky Misunderstood Genius
Alrighty then!
given name:Homicidal Terrahawk
nickname:Ol` Mucky Terrahawk
I like the first one better.
I don’t think I’m cut out for the street.
Case 1: Using my screen name I am:
Cheeky Delinquent
Case 2: If I use the full spelling of my first name (Michael - which no one calls me) I am:
Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin - Which is ok, if not downright confusing.
Case 3: If I use my first name as everyone else does (Mike) I am:
Inscrutable Drama Queen
Now how am I going to strike fear in my homies with names like that?
say hello to
Undiscovered Bum.
Does that mean I’m going to be discovered at some point?
Vangelic Surgeon. What does Vangelic mean?
Tha[sic] Lonely Donkey Kong.
Fuck that shit.
MR
I’m the EXCITABLE MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS!
Got that, “GENIUS”?
And EXCITABLE too, so don’t fuck with me.
Hey, Miss2U, sounds like we were meant for each other.
Oops. I meant Missy2U.
Want to make something of it? Remember, don’t fuck with me, I’m excitable.
Prickly Comedian
My screen name: Detective Ventriloquist
(sneaky, sneaky)
My real name: Chocolatey Shatner
(cocoa beam me up, Scotty)
Does not know what some of the words are. In any case I am
(first and middle name)
Lesbian Pimp
(first and last name)
Tha ever so weary assistant
(SN on AOL and Username on SDMB)
Tha 23rd Buchan
Using my real name, I’m Lazy-assed Destroyer.
Using my screen name, I’m Sweaty Butcher.
I think I prefer the first, though the second does have a certain charm.
Using my actual first and last name: Fiendish Observational Comedian
Using my SN here as my first name and my AIM SN as my last name: Tha 23rd Buchanan
OK, using my various names, I get:
Dizzy Cow (WTF?? Damn!)
Sullen Choirboy
I’m not liking either of them.
Ultra-Chronic Monstah!!!
How long until my 9 month old can pronounce that?
How much street cred does ** International Cow** have? That’s what I get from my real name.
My screen name gives me Sweaty Butcher.
Hmmm, it looks like I should avoid myself.