Try this. Evidently, this “translates” your name into what it would be if you were a member of the Wu-Tang Clan.
www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl
I put in my real first and last name, and now I am:
Top-Heavy Hookjaw
Sweet.
I plugged in my “regular” first name (actually, middle) and last name and got this:
Auxiliary Priest.
Then I plugged in my real first name and last name and got this:
Big Gay Mule
I kid you not.
My Wu name is Grand Moff Puppeteer. I actually know of someone else who got that name. Now I’m disappointed. I don’t want to just be another Killa Bee in the swarm.
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only if they dress up as werewolves.”
-Preacher
Wow, everyone fear the Lazy-Assed Destroyer
Our very own Cecil Adams shall now be known as Contagious Specialist
I have the body of a taut, young Swedish boy.
Yo yo yo…Ungrateful Ninja is in the house…
“You are sweet, kind, and considerate… Like a grown up boy scout with tits!” - Brian, aka SDMB’s one and only Satan.
Not to overly bore you with my family names, but my dad is Gorky’s Zygotic Love Puppet
My wife is Lesbian Pimp
You know, I kind of always suspected as much.
I have the body of a taut, young Swedish boy.
Wu Hoo!! I am now Partially-Formed Transformah.
Please behave with proper respect! :rolleyes:
Big Wicker Ventriloquist, that’s me!
Sweaty Butcher checkin’ in.
Make way for the 100-Watt Warlock!
On your knees, Darrin!
Wow… I always wanted to be the “Visible Choir Boy” … since when did the name Sue become a male kinda name?
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
My wu-maiden name is: Monolithic Fishmonger-X
My husband is: Tha Weary Assistant (so true!)
And my friend got: Temporary Spastic (my fav.)
This was not a gratifying exercise for me. Turns out I’m to be known as Victorian Cow.
My wife’s maiden name is The 23rd Buchan but after her marriage she is now The Visible Choirboy.
I don’t want to play anymore.
“To do her justice, I can’t see that she could have found anything nastier to say if she’d thought it out with both hands for a fortnight.”
Dorothy L. Sayers
Busman’s Honeymoon
Mine came up with Tha Visible Choirboy, which doesn’t exactly fit. So I put in my maiden name and came up with Dependable Skeleton…hmmm
Shadowfox
“We are what we pretend to be.”
- Kurt Vonnegut
Hey! Canadian Sue –
Either you and my wife have the same name or you’ve both got some serious gender issues.
You’re not her, are you? Honey? Is that you?
I’d better check all my old posts to see if I said anything derogatory about my wife!!
LMAO… how did they know!
mine translates to Sheepish Lord of Chaos!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
And Shadowfax too!
I’m a bigamist!
Greasy Choirboy is the mutha-grabbin Hizowse! What up dawgs? They’s lots of us ChoirBoyz in this crib!
“It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.”
Ahhh Pluto, maybe she and I are the twins separated at birth? Yowza, that could be very scary for you.
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
Purple Crackwhore, my dad is Sheepish Lord of Chaos!
Now wait a minute, is there something you need to tell me…?