In the spirit of Your Cyborg Name and Alanis Lyric Generator, someone sent me Your Wu Name at http://www.recordstore.com/cgi-bin/wuname/wuname.pl
Alas, it needs two names, so:
E sprix got me Big Gay Mule!
And no, don’t ask me what it all means - it just amuses me. 
Esprix, who IRL is Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere!
All bow down to the Sweaty Butcher
I am Cheeky Delinquent. My Wu name is oddly appropriate.
A partial explanation:
“Orignial WuName! The global favourite returns, safely housed in our new chambers at www.recordstore.com. When you’re ready for action, step to the mic and get your own Wu-Tang Clan identity jammed into your eyes as if by magic. If it were any more ill, it would need treatment.
Once you’ve got your WuName, and those of everyone in the office, emblazon it on your hooded top and sport it through the corridors of The Buchan Foundation, whose lusty laboratories spawned this creation.”
Does this help??
“My mind reels with sarcastic replies!” - Snoopy
Big girl gave me Officer Stinkah
My real name gave me Auxillary Priest. Mix them together and I have a great shingle to hang over my door:
Auxillary Officer, Stinkah Priest.
D00d, Swimming Riddles got “Womanly Panther.” COOLNESS. My real name got Ol` Filthy, Sweaty Bastard which is considerably less cool.
Big Wicker Ventriloquist.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Odie Man got me Fiendish Observational Comedian, which could fit half of the people on this board.
Keith
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
Undiscovered Bum
The mind boggles.
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
I got “Tha Prickly Comedian” with B_ Line12
and “curly-haired slacker” with my real name… odd…
Dirty Devil got me Chocolatey Shatner. I don’t think I’m even gonna’ ask what this might mean.
jazz mine!
your Wu-Name is
Ultra-Chronic Monstah
Use it wisely, soldier.
Missy 2U - Big Wicker Ventriloquist
Real Name - Undiscovered Bum
I’m having an identity crisis. And no, nobody adores me either. What a freakin day.
I gather rain…
Too funny!
My real name produced: Well-Liked Assman
Enright 3 produced: Pragmatic?
New and Improved
Enright3
“Tha Ever So Weary Assistant”
Boy, they sure got MY number!
Here’s mine, and boy is it ever right!
Tha Ever So Weary Assistant
Brilliant.
The thing is, despite the duplicates, it doesn’t seem to be randomly-generated - if you go back and try again with the same name, you’ll get the same result. Very odd…
Esprix
Inebriated Assistant
Somewhat appropriate, I must say.
OK, I ran some celeb names through it:
George Bush—Tha Lonely Donkey Kong
Al Gore—Jive-Talkin’ Choirboy
Joan Rivers—Monolithic Fishmonger-X
Vladimir Putin—Sabre-Toothed Portillo
Cecil Adams—Contagious Specialist
cool…I’m “Excitable Misunderstood Genius” using my first and middle names.
My first and last name gives me Greasy Choirboy (???)