I put in my real name and got “Embryonic Crusadah.” I thought that was pretty lame so I broke my handle to pad eye and got “Violent Toilet Thing.” That’s powerfully lame. As Eric Cartman would put it, that names sucks donkey balls.
Blue Twylight gave me Chocolatey Shatner and my real name gave me curly-haired slacker. I am proud to say I am neither 
I must admit, the image of a ‘Chocolatey Shatner’ did give me quite a chuckle!
Rose
I told you not to be stupid, you moron.
My real name gets me Auxillary Priest
“Cowboy Greg” comes back with Vangelic Surgeon
Praise the Lord, and pass the scalpels… 
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
My real name returns:
Excitable Misunderstood Genius
MeanJoe returns:
New Fast Automatic F-REEK
I LIKE IT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA…
The Sleeper has AWAKEN!
My real name = Contagious Specialist
SD name = Excitable Misunderstood Genius
Hmmm…
‘When I feel friendship for you, I am ashamed.’
Destroyer of Worlds
Hyperbole?
I don’t think so.
Real Name: Excitable Misunderstood Genius
Rachelle: Sheepish Lord of Chaos
I’d have to agree with the first one!
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
International Cow.
I’ll have my steak medium rare, please.
Chaim Mattis Keller
ckeller@kozmo.com
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
Ah, cabbage, you got the best one! Wanna’ trade?
I love my Wu Name!
Fear me, for I am…
The Asthmatic Enemy of God
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
With love from the poster voted as having the "Most Confusing Username"
That’s my IRL Wu Name.
Here’s Canthearya’s: Tha Prickly Comedian
By the way, what the heck is a Wu Name?
As in Wu Tang Clan?
I’m so corn-fused.
Az Raek got me “Pomiscious Protestah”
Hmmm they know me too well.
Real name got me “Asthmatic Enemy of God”
wheeze wheeze…I will destroy you!
One of my Yahoo names gives me “Sheepish Lord of Chaos”
I’m gonna cause a ruckus…but don’t watch me, ok?
I mis-wasted my youth.
Womanly Panther
rowl
Chocolatey Shatner
I think i did this already.
I am not deliciously saucy.
First and middle…
Bilious Bad Janitah
What the hell does that mean?
First and last…
Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet
What? Not good for me, I’ll stick with my cyborg name.
I am Dizzy Cow. Or, if I Wu-ify my full name, I could be Greasy Choirboy.
Decisions, decisions…
Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…
Fleet Wood will be Radiophonic Oddity on days I am at home by myself.
real name: Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere
Split username (Doobie Ous): Lesbian Pimp
Fear me, for I am The Eurythmic King of Nowhere, A.K.A. Lesbian Pimp!
Dominus ex equo descendit, villamque intravit.
I am a Cheeky Delinquent :), sounds good to me.
My real name gives me The Prickly Comedian.
Big Wicker Ventriloquist
What that means…