Your Cyborg Name

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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This is a variant on all of those porno, star trek, etc. name things. This one is your cyborg name. Go here to try it:http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html

Your name can only be up to 7 letters, so if you try your username and it is longer than 7 letters, you’ll have to shorten it. I used my real name, and my nickname:

-Barry: B.A.R.R.Y.: Biomechanical Android Responsible for Repair and Yardwork

-Doobie: D.O.O.B.I.E.: Digital Organism Optimized for Battle and Intensive Exploration

Dominus ex equo descendit, villamque intravit.

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Hmm… I also had to use my first name.

S.T.A.C.Y.: Synthetic Transforming Android Calibrated for Yardwork

Not what i was hoping for.

“When I feel friendship for you, I am ashamed.”
-Spock

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S.H.A.D.O.W.: Synthetic Hydraulic Android Designed for Observation and Warfare.

Resistance is futile…

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

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I did both, just for grins:

F.I.L.L.E.T.: Functional Intelligent Lifeform Limited to Exploration and Troubleshooting

L.I.N.D.A.: Lifeform Intended for Nocturnal Destruction and Assassination

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T.R.O.U.T.: Transforming Replicant Optimized for Ultimate Troubleshooting

M.A.S.K.: Mechanical Android Skilled in Killing

R.E.P.L.I.C.A.: Robotic Electronic Person Limited to Infiltration and Ceaseless Assassination

TMR
You will buy the ukulele, and touch every place.

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LucyVan: Lifelike Upgraded Construct Yearning for Violence and Accurate Nullification

Pelt: Person Engineered for Logical Troubleshooting

Be prepared. Keep kitty litter in the trunk.

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T.I.M.: Troubleshooting and Infiltration Machine

H.O.M.E.R.: Humanoid Optimized for Mathematics and Efficient Repair

Darn. No violence or mayhem, I suppose.

J.A.M.E.S.: Journeying Artificial Machine Engineered for Sabotage

ARRGGHHH! None of my names are any fun! Screw you guys, I’m going home.

–Tim

We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

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first I tried my real name:

D.A.N.I.E.L.: Digital Artificial Nocturnal Infiltration and Exploration Lifeform

then, my SDMB screenname:

D.A.N.I.E.L.: Digital Artificial Nocturnal Infiltration and Exploration Lifeform

rats. I thought it would give me something different :slight_smile:

Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd

“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight

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O.P.A.L.C.A.T.: Obedient Positronic Android Limited to Calculation and Accurate Troubleshooting

Yet note how it changes drastically when done like this:
O.P.A.L.: Obedient Positronic Assassination Lifeform
C.A.T.: Construct Assembled for Troubleshooting

–
From an actual catalog: “Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion”
the Abrams’ bris was certainly memorable
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com

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M.A.R.T.T.I.: Mechanical Android Responsible for Troubleshooting and Terran Infiltration

Yep, thats me.

For once you must try to face the facts: Mankind is kept alive by bestial acts.

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Okay, here’s mine:

P.U.R.P.L.B.: Positronic Upgraded Replicant Programmed for Logical Exploration and Battle

P.B.E.A.R.: Positronic Being Engineered for Assasination and Repair

K.A.R.Y.N.: Kinetic Artificial Replicant Yearning for Nullification

Hmmm. Assasination AND Repair???
Yearning for Nullification. Do I seem suicidal to anyone???

I just don’t know…

You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.

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K.A.T.: Killing and Assassination Technician

Looks like I need to change my profession, huh?

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Had to use my first name. My nick has too many letters.

L.O.R.E.T.T.O.- Lifelike Obedient Replicant Engineered for Troubleshooting and Terran Observation.

Obedient?

Fuck.

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.” — Han Solo

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F.O.G.M.A.G.E.: Functional Obedient Guardian Manufactured for Assassination and Galactic Exploration

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C.R.A.C.K.: Cybernetic Robotic Android Calibrated for Killing

W.I.S.E.: Worker Intended for Sabotage and Exploration

I like it.

Dropping the last two letters made it much more interesting. CRACKWI is just stupid, though.

C.R.A.C.K.W.I.: Cybernetic Robotic Android Calibrated for Killing and Worldwide Infiltration

~handcrafted signatures since 1975~

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C.A.B.B.A.G.E.: Cybernetic Artificial Being Built for Assassination and Galactic Exploration

Cool!!

::off to wander the galaxy in search of people to kill::

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C.O.W.B.O.Y : Cybernetic Organism Wrangling Broncos Over Yonder

G.R.E.G : Generalized Robotic Entropy Generator

  • END OF TRANSMISSION -
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C.R.A.I.G.: Cybernetic Robotic Android Intended for Gratification

Part of my screen name:
R.E.C.T.A.N.G.: Robotic Electronic Construct Trained for Assassination and Nocturnal Gratification
…
So either way I’m destined to supply gratification. If only the wife would take greater advantage!!!

I pity the fool that brings a knife to a gun fight.

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OTTO: Organism Trained for Troubleshooting and Observation. Sucks.

DADA: Digital Android Designed for Assassination. Much better.

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S.H.A.Y.N.A.: Synthetic Hydraulic Android Yearning for Nocturnal Assassination

(So long as that means beating Bricker at Naked Twister or contact origami, I’m game!)

J.I.L.L.: Journeying Intelligent Learning Lifeform

(Not quite as sexy, but I like it.)

“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank