S.E.A.L.E. Synthetic Environmental Android Lifeform Exterminator.
Slash and burn, anyone?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
T.R.I.O.N.
Transforming Robotic Individual Optimized for Nullification
Jophiel: Journeying Obedient Person Hardwired for Infiltration and Efficient Learning
And just for kicks, here’s my AIEEE generated name meaning (had to use “Jofiel” since it only accepts 2-6 letters):
Joint Omni-Fast Interchange Environment Language
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
U.R.S.A.: Upgraded Robotic Sabotage Android
My wife isn’t very happy with her’s:
M.A.R.Y.: Mechanical Android Responsible for Yardwork
It’s alright, android. We still love you.
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.” — Han Solo
M.E.G.A.N.: Machine Engineered for Galactic Assassination and Nullification
:: pouting ::
but i don’t wanna nullify!
if wishes were fishes, we could walk on the ocean.
I can’t get through to the Shuttlecocks site, so I’ll just have to say my cyborg name should be
Nine of Nine.
Because Seven Eight Nine.
L.U.M.P.Y.: Large Unfriendly Mechanoid Pursuing You.
Oooooowwwwwwwwwwww, I’m scared! Help me, Help me!! <just kidding> 
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
Hm. The Slashdot, er, that is, the DOPE effect seems to have crashed the server at http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-cyborger.html
I’m curious to know what the parser woulda made of the 3 in my handle…
A committee is a lifeform with six or more legs and no brain.
Since the site seems to be down, I have extrapolated the following acronyms based on everyone else’s results:
N.E.U.R.O.: Nocturnal Exploration Upgraded Replicant Observer
T.R.A.S.H.: Transforming Replicant Assassination and Sabotage Humanoid
G.R.R.R.L.: Guardian Robotic Replicant Repair Lifeform
When the site comes back up, I’m going to try them out and see how close I came.
Also, while I’m extrapolating, I might as well do my real name, which has too many letters to actually use:
C.H.R.I.S.T.I.E.N.N.E.: Cybernetic Hydraulic Replicant Intended for Sabotage and Terran Infiltration and Engineered for Nocturnal Nullification of Exploration
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
G.R.K.A.T.: General Robotic Killing and Assassination Technician
K.A.T.H.E.Y.: Kinetic Android Trained for Hazardous Exploration and Yardwork
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
I kinda like mine: 
R.I.C.K.: Robotic Individual Calibrated for Killing
or… (extrapolated)
I.D.I.O.T.B.O.Y.: Intelligent Digital Individual Optimized for Terran Battle, Observation, and Yardwork
H.A.V.O.C.: Hydraulic Artificial Violence and Observation Construct
I’m the wrecking ball and the foreman of this destruction project.
L.I.Z.: Lifeform Intended for Zoology
T.E.C.H.: Troubleshooting and Efficient Calculation Humanoid
C.H.I.C.K.: Construct Hardwired for Infiltration and Ceaseless Killing
P.H.O.U.K.A. . . .
Positronic Humanoid Optimized for Ultimate Killing and Assassination
Woohoo!
DIRtY - Device Intended for Repair and Terran Yardwork
DEVIL - Digital Electronic Violence and Infiltration Lifeform
All I can say is that I hate yardwork.
My SDMB Name
T.H.I.R.S.T.Y.: Transforming Hydraulic Individual Responsible for Sabotage and Terran Yardwork
Yuck Yardwork! How about my real name?
S.H.A.N.N.O.N.: Synthetic Hydraulic Android Normally for Nullification and Online Negotiation
Hmm… Online Negotiation. Should I be called in when Great Debates gets ugly?
“You CAN’T be evil. 'Cos no matter how many ‘bad’ things you do on purpose,
you MUST be doing it because you think it’s the right thing to do.”