what the fuck… I’m a retired battlebot, cleaning up after peoples online garbage, Does this qualify me to be a moderator here?
B.E.D.B.O.Y.: Biomechanical Entity Designed for Battle and Online Yardwork
P.S.Y.C.A.T.: Positronic Synthetic Youth Calibrated for Assassination and Troubleshooting
Hell yea, I like the sound of that.
S.H.A.N.N.O.N.: Synthetic Hydraulic Android Normally for Nullification and Online Negotiation
Hmmmmm, Assassination/nullification??
negotiation/troubleshooting??
I think I see a trend.
I am not deliciously saucy.
I just HAD to try this one. giggle
P.E.N.I.S.: Person Engineered for Nocturnal Infiltration and Sabotage
How appropriate.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Well, looks like I was close, but not quite on the mark:
N.E.U.R.O.: Networked Electronic Unit Responsible for Observation
T.R.A.S.H.: Transforming Robotic Android Skilled in Harm
G.R.R.R.L.: General Robotic Repair and Reasoning Lifeform
Interesting. So, I can spy on things, destroy things, and fix them again.
C.H.R.I.S.S.Y.: Cybernetic Hydraulic Replicant Intended for Sabotage and Scientific Yardwork
Even more interesting. I can blow up enemy bases, then rake their lawns. Good talent to have.
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
R.E.D.W.I.N.G.: Robotic Electronic Device Wanting Infiltration and Nocturnal Gratification
Hmmmm…
Letting my inner child run loose and break things.
My real name: B.R.O.O.K.E.: Biomechanical Robotic Organism Optimized for Killing and Exploration.
cool. I’m off to e-mail this page to everyone I know.
I.N.K.Y.: Intelligent Networked Killing Youth
Fear Me!!!
Odieman: Obedient Digital Individual Engineered for Mathematics and Accurate Nullification.
I know how many humans are here and you will all die…
Keith
You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!!
Eek…
Mechanical Android Trained for Troubleshooting and Killing
!
“You know you talk so hip man, you’re twisting my melon man,”
Crusoe Takes A Trip
D.O.U.G.: Device Optimized for Ultimate Gratification
WOO-HOO!
J.E.D.I.A.H: Journeying Electronic Dangerous Infiltration and Assassination Humanoid
YAY!
LOL!:
S.D.M.B.: Synthetic Device Manufactured for Battle
Looks like the BBQ pit took on a whole new meaning!
C.E.C.I.L.: Cybernetic Electronic Calculation and Infiltration Lifeform
Shouldn’t that be Cybernetic Enlightened Cool Imaginative Librarian?
E.S.P.R.I.X.: Electronic Synthetic Person Responsible for Infiltration and eXecution
Esprix, who agrees that resistance is futile
AMANDA
Artificial Mechanical Assasination & Nocturnal Destruction Android
I LOVE IT!!! Look out, I’m a badass now!!
S.I.N.G.L.E.-D.A.D:
Synthetic Intelligent Neohuman Generated for Logical Exploration - Digital Artificial Device
Very apt, I think! 
DA ACE: Digital Artificial Android Calibrated for Exploration
ANDREW: Artificial Networked Device Responsible for Exploration and Warfare
So I think it’s clear the “exploration” thing is central to my robotic existence.
(Although, if I go with ANDY, I end up as Artificial Networked Destruction Youth, which doesn’t make any sense but sounds cool.)
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am
W.E.V.E.T.S. =
Wireless
Electronic
Violence and
Efficient
Troubleshooting
Soldier
Not only somewhat awkward grammatically, but Efficient? I’ve never been so misnamed in my life… why, if I were efficient, would I be here right now? 
-Steve
“Banned by the Space Pope”
J.U. L. I. A
Journeying Unit Limited to Infiltration and Assasination…
kind of cool in a stark, dangerous way
P.A.U.L.A. - Positronic Artificial Unit Limited to Assassination
Artificial? Limited?
Yep. Sounds like me.
“Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.” - Eddie Cantor
B.I.G.G.I.R.L.
Biomechanical Intelligent Guardian Generated for Infiltration and Rational Learning.
I wanna be reprogrammed for irrational learning.