What's your Wu-Name?

In this week’s Entertainment Weekly, Donald Glover (aka Troy from Community) mentioned he got his rap name “Childish Gambino” from the WuName generator, so of course I had to check it out..
My Dope Wu-Name is Bigoted, which made me all :eek::dubious::(,
but my real name is Gratuitous F-REEK, which is :cool::D.

So, what’s yours, yo?

100 Watt Warlock

Flailing Fanatical Killer.

I’m getting business cards made!

Big Gay Mule. Don’t think I’ll be using that one.

Hello, Big Gay Mule.

I am Dizzy Cow.

Grand Moff Puppeteer.

Which is what my parents wanted to call me in the first place.

Hello everyone, my name is Ol` Filthy, Sweaty Bastard.
Just call me Ol’.

Seriously, I may very well have been called this is jest by my dear bride.

Vangelic Surgeon, bitches.

Undiscovered Bum

I’d say that’s because you made her gag unda thar…

I’m Lesbian Pimp.

I’m not sure if that means I should be a lesbian (which would be difficult, what with my cock and all) or that I only pimp lesbians, or what.

“Half-Cut Skeleton”

I… hmm.

“Heart of Dorkness” gets me “Homicidal Terrahawk”. I think I’ll go with that.

Real me: Optimistic Lyricist
Dope me: Budget Nudist

Yo. Bitches.

Asthmatic Enemy of God.

Hmm. Not bad.

Yo, yo, yo, my brotha! That’s my shorty’s name, too!
Somehow I feel I screwed that up - I think I might be the shorty…

Using my real name, I’m Promiscuous Protestah, kind of odd but okay, I guess.

Using my Doper name, however, I am Monolithic Fishmonger-X. Which is the most awesome name ever. You guys can stop trying, I’ve already got the best name. :smiley:

“Cybernetic Tiger”

Gotta love it.

I am dubious masterbatah-x
Well, I am dubious…

Tha 23rd Buchan

Delayed double-post. Sorry about that.