my username = Tha Ever So Weary Assistant 
my real name = Auxillary Priest 
Whichever one I use, I’m second banana 
Flailing Fanatical Killer
beware!
Embryonic Crusadah or Victorian Cow.
I’m told to “use it wisely” Indeed!
Inigo Montoya translates into: Dubious Masturbatah-X which is not-what-you’d-expect.
My real name is: Sabre-Toothed Portillo
I’m Chocolatey Shatner and my husband is Illegitimate Moslem Fundamentalist.
Huh, that is also the name of my son’s best friend.
Real name: Homicidal Terrahawk
Nashiitashii: Tha Winged Cow
Real name: Spunky Misunderstood Genius
Dope: Partially-Formed Transformah
I am an illegitimate Muslim fundamentalist.
I suppose I should start working on peace in the Middle East, being a Jewish Muslim and all.
EDIT: My Dope name is Crafty Bernardo.
Slumbering Pierrot.
I’m lovesick, yet sleepy.
**Homicidal Terrahawk **
I wish that were my screen name.
Like Lord Il Palazzo, my Dopername is a much cooler result.
Real name = Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin
Screen name = The Eurythmic King of Nowhere
In fact, I like that latter so much I may just have to purchase a custom title.
Curly-Haired Slacker. Which is pretty much opposite of what I am.
Temporary Spastic
Should be permanent!
We have something in common: International Cow or Jive Talkin Choirboy.
My real name is Budget Nudist. I find that offensive. I spare no expense.
Dope me: Tha Visible Choirboy
I guess I don’t get to be a badass.
Bilious Bad Janitah
My Dope username gives me Radiophonic Oddity. As a big fan of the Radiophonic Workshop (and a rather odd individual), I say excellent!
Behold! Choclatey Shatner is in the hiz ouz.
Or Well-liked Assman. Either way, the Wu is confused–I’m a female type person (see: boobies ‘n’ everything) and chocolate nor asses are my particular thing.
What a good laugh first thing in the morning!
The Lonely Donkey Kong.
I’m designing my tombstone already.