My real name is “Excitable, Misunderstood Genius,” and my screen name (divided between This and Years) gave me “Dependable Skeleton,” which sums up my last few days perfectly.
“I was born in this town, I was raised in this town, and I’ll probably die in this town. Hell, I’ve already been hit by a car on this street, twice!”–if you recognize where this quote is from or who said it, please tell me.
Mad Poet got me
Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet
Whereas my real name gots
Bilious Bad Janitah
Hrm.
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“I never meant to hurt you,” you said,
And buried yourself in lies instead.
Next time I would rather be slain,
Than forced to bear your mercy again.
My name twice is Womanly Panther don’t know if that’s a good thing or not 
My real name is Flailing Fanatical Killer.
Louie: young guy, possibly a bit green, but smart as paint. - Greg Charles
You can all refer to me as Dubious Masturbatah-X in the future.
NOT!
A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all.
—Zsa Zsa Gabor
My real name yielded: Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah
Eerie icewater mansions got me an even better one: Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin.
Fascinating. Now I’m off to do all my friends’ names. The whole 2 of 'em!
international cow… sad?
From now on, please refer to me by my Wu (true) name: ** HALF-CUT SKELETON**
Peace and bones to you all.
Been here so long he’s got to calling it Home.
ahunter 3 gave me “Caramel”; and my real name gave me “8-Legged DJ”.
But (to answer the question the answer to which we’ve all been secretly waiting for): if you put in Wu-tang Clan, the clan’s own Wu name is “Tha Ever So Weary Assistant”.
So now you know…
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Chief Scott!
your Wu-Name is
Eight-Legged DJ
Lame. Oh, so very lame.
Voted Best Sport
And narrowly averted the despised moniker Smiley Master
Forward deployed until 18AUG00
Crackwise got me Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet
My real name got me International Cow.
What the…
Lonely Donkey Kong
uhmm…I think it makes sense
Single Dad yields “Dizzy Cow”
My real name yields “Inscrutable Drama Queen”; Am I on your team now, Esprix? 
Hmmm… I liked my cyborg name better.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
My user name got Bellowing Rap Machine.
My real name got Temporary Spastic.
I’m planning on sticking with what I have.
And maybe I’m missing something here, but have Eve and Saxface been outed as the actual members of The Wu-Tang Clan? And I thought I was confused by rap music before.
Asthmatic Enemy of God – pretty sweet
Kinooning it up for 20 years and counting
Asthmatic Enemy of God – pretty sweet
Kinooning it up for 20 years and counting
purple bear: Sabre-Toothed Portillo
purple heart: Budget Nudist
real name: Eight-legged DJ
I like the Budget Nudist the best of these.
hehehe!they’ve seen me at home,I guess.
Of course, I have no idea what a Sabre-Toothed Portillo is, I might like that too!
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
RN got: Tha Winged Cow. Don’t stand under me.
Olen Tzero got Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere. Seems that one’s been used so I’ll stick with neither of 'em. Oh well.
All I wanna do is to thank you, even though I don’t know who you are…
If I use my screen name I get “Auxillary Priest”. If I use my real name I get “Action-Packed Mentallist”. Cool, I think.
Sometimes you feel like a coconut, sometime you feel like a yak.
Anyone have any thoughts on how this thing works? It’s not randomised, it’s not by the number of letters, and it’s not by the first two letters of the first and last name. Any thoughts?