get your random thought for the day from ssskuggiii

ChrisP One Kenobe/flirtatious bob: “There is no black or white, just shades of grey.” How do they make all the other colors then> what if I want purple? Do I have to call Crayola for any shade besides gray? Do they have the rights to all the other colors?

That is so funny! All my science teachers have been like that. And it was usually me who asked the question, then debated it until the bell rang. :smiley: Oh, how I loved science class.

One please. Biggie size. To go.
Thanks.

hehe, you said -residue-.

angeldrawers? That’s still a new one to me I still don’t get, but you can call me anything you want I suppose…

I expect some of the best randomest thoughts, and the more typically sexually oriented, the better. I want to have a big Sh*! Eating grin on my face when I read it.

ME!ME!ME!!!

:: Narile sits down and enjoys his meal, at the end of it, a fortune cookie is found, in a wrapper marked ssskuggii’s Wisdom. He opens the fortune cookie and reads what’s inside. ::

I’ll sign up for one of these.

HEY!!! I didn’t get my damn random though for yesterday. And it sucked! Thanks a lot ssskuggiii!!!
grumble…grumble…damn promises!

(Ambiguity intentional) :slight_smile:

Soulsling/Angeldrawers:“The riper the cherry, the sweeter the juice.” :wink: :wink: :wink:
TheNerd:“Catherine of Medici decreed a standard waist measurement of 13 inches for ladies of the French court.” Thank God for corsets.
**tubagirl/patience incarnate:**If leprosy is the least infectious disease, then why were people so afraid of it?
**Narile:**Do dogs enjoy licking their nuts? If I was a dog, would I enjoy licking my nuts? [BTW, how did I get into your fortune cookie?]
**Kat:**That “copper ring around the neck” thing that some tribes in Africa do is kinda pretty in moderation. But how do they put them on?
**DRY:**Why would someone want to be a living statue? It doesn’t pay well, and I certainly don’t want to be perfectly still for more than an hour.

Hit me, baby.

You either are really clairvoyant, or a very observant post reader.

I just happen to have 3 kids who I am very VERY ademantly trying to bring up without them liking Barney. It’s a tough battle, but I think I’m winning.

May I, please?

You do realize ssskuggiii I could get into a lot of trouble for this one? By the way, I like them better without the pits.

-sigh-

…young women these days…

Me too!

Oh hell yea.
Do me a good one please!

No, I haven’t been reading any Barney related posts of yours. I just happen to loathe Barney.

**MagicalSilverKey:**Why do they call it a sperm whale? It doesn’t look like a sperm to me.
**Erika:**Marmosets are really cute.
**DVous Means:**Why do humans have two nipples while other mammals [primates don’t count] have about a dozen or so?
**lunapark:**I think I’d like to be cremated so people can’t dig me up and rape me while I’m all deceased and helpless.

Come on, give me my random thought already, and I’ll give you one in return. Joy.

I’d like one, thanks.

**Monster104:**I heard if you put sugar on a dog’s boner, it’ll go away. How does that work? Does he lick until he ejaculates, possibly in his own face? then does he continue to clean up that mess by licking it off? Talk about disgusting solutions to funny situations. [My friend Shannon decided to tell me that she thinks dog boners look like wet carrots. Eww.]
**SanibelMan:**If there is no spoon, can I get a spork instead?