Well, I thought since I am just spouting forth with interesting if not odd random thoughts that I should offer them to people other than friends who just happen to be around when I sprout forth these nuggets of wisdom/wonder. [warning: i might be away from the computer for a couple days, so it may take that long for me to reply to all of the requests.] Thanks for visiting, come again.
enrich my life with oddity tasha. although im used to it from you by now. have fun.
I await the wisdom that you will surely be spewing forth, o wise one.
Enlighten me ssskuggiii. I crave your knowledge.
hypergirl: and I quote verbatim from my thought the morning after SofM was finally over- “Do fish have testicles?” What a thought to start the morning.
xizor: “Wouldn’t it be more practical if procupines had sex missionary style? How do porcupines have sex anyway? Do their inujuries cause them to have a short mating season?”
Please enlighten me also.
I didn’t want one until I read your examples. Hit me, random dealer!
Wow…
OK, I’m game. Hit me o’ wise one.
Trion: For some reason my hands are all cold and pepperminty-tingly. I am curious to know why this is. Could just be some invisible person trying to steal my body heat. [yeah, riiight.]
Dragwyr: For some reson, I see a big purple dragon/dinosaur in your future. Make sure he never sings again. [heh heh.]
of course fish have testicles. and balls too. no fair. i want a jewel of strangeness that i haven’t heard before.
I didn’t want one until I read your examples. Hit me, random dealer!
Swiddles: Why not Goat nuggets instead of chicken nuggets? I’m sure they’re cheaper to make than chicken, and probably taste just as good.
sledman: If today is always here, then what do people do with tomorrow? It would make for some interesting days-of the week undies if they were labeled “today,” “yesterday,” and “tomorrow.”
Okay then, woman. Why is the most common felching-related insult “goat felcher” ? I mean, I think it’d be so much more gross to felch a cow that has syphilis.
I wanna good one sugarmomma. And leave elvis and goats out of it.
If you aren’t too busy ssskuggiii you could aim one in my direction.
Keith
Thank you ssskuggiii. I shall make it my new koan.
I guess I’ll try too. Sign me up.
Nice Trion, reverse enlightenment. Might work.
Hey sweetheart, what have you got for ole’ ChrisP?
soulsling/angeldrawers: I’ll get back to you on that one. I’ve still got some of that action figure idea residue in my mind to get a good one for you at the moment. 
**odieman:**If Odie the dog in Garfield comic strips always drooled, would be drown if he slept on his back?
silver_fire: Ever wonder why science teachers will answer even the most stupid questions for the whole class period and not get annoyed because they think you’re being serious about these inquiries? I mean, I don’t care how fire works, I’m just trying to avoid the actual lesson.