Our favorite chat addict Doobieous has generously offered to provide each and every one of the teeming several with their latin scientific name, following the standard for zoological nomenclature.
Doob, or Anthophyta Filipinus, will assign you a binomial latin name that is appropriate based on your common name, origin, and social traits.
I beleive its important for the Straight Dope Message Board to continue its quest to eradicate ignorance by honoring the scientific mandate to logically name and order ourselves.
Thank you for your cooperation.
ducks and runs far far away