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If you’ve ever wondered what a group of drunk, camping lesbians does around the campfire, wonder no more…
A few years back, one of my more femme friends decided that she was tired of crawling in and out of her motorcycle leathers whenever she had to take a leak while riding b*tch on her gf’s bike. So she bought herself one of these and decided to give it a “dry run” 
on a group camping trip to the N. Georgia mountains.
After a long day of R&R, I passed out in my tent a bit early. I woke up in the middle of the night listening to a dozen lesbians squealing with glee as they all took turns pissing on a campfire for the first time in their lives. Not the easiest background noises to make sense of when you’re coming out of a deep sleep in a tent in the middle of the woods.
Of course there was a thorough cleaning ritual between each participant: piss on fire, laugh, rinse thingy-ma-jig with water, shake, rinse thingy-ma-jig with 100 proof peppermint schnapps, shake, rinse with water again, shake, hand it off to the next girl… [/hijack]