Darn the luck, my day is pretty much over and it’s too late to do the towel thing. I do believe that I will dig out my old Hitchhiker’s Guide as soon as I get home, though. Thank you for the reminder. RIP Doug, nobody writes 'em like you anymore.
Ah, the great and glorious Douglas Adams. Hitchhiker charmed me, but Dirk Gently made me his for life. Well, I guess someone has to say it,
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
Semi-relevant quote: “I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by” although, this is a deadline I would like to have met…
Look, people.
Towel Day is to raise awareness to the diverse usefulness of our friend the Towel, but it’s not a once-a-year thing.
You must carry your towel with you everyday! To be caught without your towel is akin to being caught without your life-saving pants.
As the Guide states:
You can also soak them in nutrients (like bbq sauce) in case you’re stranded without food; they can be used for snaring birds whilst falling from a three-mile high marble statue; they can be used to signal temporally unstable spaceships by fossilizing them in planetary strata; they can also do a really good job of drying between your toes.
In extreme circumstances, a large dishcloth might be substituted.
So, while it’s nice to “celebrate” Towel Day, remember; when you’re hitchhiking your way across the galaxy, your towel is your best (and sometimes you’re only trustworthy) friend, my hoopy froods.
It is worth noting that a cup of white vinegar in a wash will help keep your towels fluffy and soft.